Whatever butter your toast

Same as "whatever floats your boat" whatever makes you happy

A: What do you want?
B: Whatever butter your toast

by shortcake*'s bitch July 7, 2010

whatever man

the pussy thing to say to someone when they're making fun of you. you say this instead of fighting them cuz you're too much of a pussy to do anything.

Jock: yo pussy, i fucked you're mom last night and im about to fuck you're girlfriend today too and you're a fucking loser.

Pussy: pshhh... whatever man.

by yeahhhhhhhh8 October 3, 2009

Whatever floats your waterlogged goat.

Used instead of whatever floats your boat, whatever floats your goat, and whatever floats your waterlogged boat". A goat totally can't float, because it's waterlogged. See?

Joe: I'm gonna do an internet!
Pete: Whatever floats your waterlogged goat...
Joe: What the actual fuck?

by come along pond November 26, 2011

whatever floats your boat

An alternate expression for whatever helps you sleep at night, used to avoid to end an argument especially when someone says something absurd.

James: I think you're avoiding me.

Lily: Whatever floats your boat.

by punkmovement January 23, 2016

whatever-whateva

In crunk terms: Do something and don't be afraid. Termed from the ignorant in a little neighborhood in the Ne district of Dallas, Texas.

Person1: You wanna go pop that jo. Person2: Whatever-Whateva!!!

by T-man November 4, 2004

Whateverhere

Whatever may transpire in this given location

Whateverhere is neither their nor there.

by Hercolena Oliver March 28, 2009

Whatever-You-Are Beater

Somebody who would beat up anything.

These people are known assholes, and nobody likes them.

Woman: Are you a woman beater?

Beater: No, but I'm about to beat whatever you are!

So, the person can be called a "Whatever-You-Are Beater."

by FreakyDonkey June 6, 2009