watermelon boarding

Watermelon boarding- The act of waving a tasty piece of watermelon repeatedly in front of a good friend's face and at the last moment pulling it away. This being an obvious form of torture, the good friend gets bored and leaves... Watermelon boarding!!!! Lol.

Watermelon boarding is a fun way to entertain oneself on a hot summers day.

by Blah blah blah yada yada yada May 28, 2014

watermelon chapstick

"Watermelon Chapstick" is often used as a reference to cocaine/crack.

Person 1: "Aye, yo! You go that watermelon chapstick I asked you for?"
Person 2: "Yeah man... Don't make a scene."

by Motherfluffer April 18, 2018

watermelon chapstick

Slang for Cocaine/Crack.

Person: "Aye, yo! Got that watermelon chapstick I asked for?"

by Motherfluffer April 18, 2018

what the watermelon

same meaning as what the heck but for all the OGs and lit kids

what the watermelon jacob?! that is my meatball!

by lil meep December 14, 2018

Morning Watermelon

The female version of morning wood considering it is pink, wet, and edible. Usually worse if you dream about anyone with a name starting with D.

I’ve heard that cords really help solve morning watermelon.

by watermalone69 January 22, 2019

watermelon pee

The liquid that comes out of a watermelon but only if is has chunks in it

Grant: I’m going to go squeeze the water melon for juice
Graydon: Make sure you get watermelon juice and not watermelon pee

by LochNessPlushie May 23, 2018

watermelon doink

A watermelon doink is a one of a kind blunt that has been smoked.

What appears to be a watermelon doink

by Dirty ROOSKIE October 19, 2017