Walking Into Heavy Traffic

Strolling into a bar over-populated by unattractive, overweight women.

"Dude, I went to Wildhorse looking to score and found myself walking into heavy traffic."

by Snazzy2056 June 6, 2013

walking the camel.

The act of wearing too tight short-shorts (or any tight apparel; jeans, leotard, pantyhose, panties, etc., in the crotch) , causing a 'camel-toe' to appear as the fabric of the shorts splits the labia majora to the vagina, then stopping every few steps to remove them from the vagina. Usually performed by pubescent girls in theme parks.

Performing the same function for public self-gratification.

"Doesn't that girl look ridiculous walking the camel?"

"Does she enjoy walking the camel?

"Why doesn't she buy comfortable shorts instead of walking the camel? "
"Wow, dude! That hot chick is walking the camel!"

"I like to wear tight shorts to Disney World and walk the camel until I cum."
"I tease myself in public by walking the camel. "
" I love to walk the camel in public and get off without anyone knowing. "
" With the seam of my jeans deep inside, I start my day by walking my dog AND my camel. "

by Meme March 19, 2015

Warning stab

To place thumb on the lower portion of the blade only to expose a small amount of the rest of the blade. To prevent further penetration.

Person 1 -You stabbed that guy in the neck!!!!

Person 2- nah that's just a warning stab.

by The Panda June 1, 2015

walking advertisement

Another, more prosaic term for fanboy. Also a clinically documented disease or syndrome, whose symptoms include excessively trying to get friends/family/strangers to partake in a product, espousing the many wonders of said product, and turning into a hell-spawned daemon when someone says that aforementioned product is shit.

Person: You should play FoRtNiTe

Me: Stop being such a walking advertisement.

by x3y October 18, 2019

Walking Meme

One who is always funny bringing up the best jokes, quotes, memes, and vines

Jake is a walking meme, he is so funny.

by Penguin 1234J August 5, 2020

Walking Fedora

A incel or neckbeard with the pure purpose of spreading their gross opinions. Typically they smell like onions, have a scruffy neck beard and sterotypically wear a fedora. They're almost wrong 99% of the time and have gross behavior.

Did you see the new kid? Talk about a Walking Fedora.
I think you just found a Walking Fedora.
That person smells like onions! (gagging) Walking Fedora.

by Regurgitator_9000 February 5, 2021

Walking my snail

Going on a walk or stroll with a mate.

John: What are you up to?

Cara: I’m walking my snail.

John: Oh, you’re out for your walk. Okay see you.

by Ann.onymous June 1, 2021