Definitions by x3y
#shutdownminecraft
A supposed Twitter hashtag used in support of shutting down the -childhood- popular video game Minecraft. Often used as an example to garner hate towards Boomers, Karens, and those idiotic, out-of-touch parental units. In actuality, this is the only use of the hashtag; in recorded history, there has never been a documented non-troll post with the hashtag that legitimately calls for the shutting down of Minecraft.
Me: We need to #shutdownminecraft!
My father: Son, why is there a mob of people with pitchforks, torches, tar, feathers, and a Landkreuzer P. 1000 Ratte outside?
Obama: Your free trial of life has expired. *Presses big red button.*
Me: *Gets nuked.*
My father: Son, why is there a mob of people with pitchforks, torches, tar, feathers, and a Landkreuzer P. 1000 Ratte outside?
Obama: Your free trial of life has expired. *Presses big red button.*
Me: *Gets nuked.*
#shutdownminecraft by x3y October 18, 2019
prosaic
A adjective that sounds like a complement(ex. "poetic," "prose"), but, in actuality, is derogatory, meaning dry, verbose, boring, long, slow, or drawn-out. As such, it is a wonderful way to insult someone to their face; even if they do know what it means, they will often excuse you for it, thinking that you thought it meant something good.
walking advertisement
Another, more prosaic term for fanboy. Also a clinically documented disease or syndrome, whose symptoms include excessively trying to get friends/family/strangers to partake in a product, espousing the many wonders of said product, and turning into a hell-spawned daemon when someone says that aforementioned product is shit.
walking advertisement by x3y October 18, 2019