waffleism is more than just a belief, its a lifestyle- a dedication of your life to syrupy goodness. some may ask how this came along and the truth is that it's always been. since the beginning of time there were waffles, there were strawberries, there was syrup and there were blueberries. it took mankind nearly four thousand to come to this realization. but now we can unite: one nation, under waffles.
solomon: some people just dont understand the deep connection between a man (or a woman) and waffles.
brittany: what a pity.
solomon: if only people would convert to waffleism, then theyd be truely happy.
brittany: what a pity.
solomon: if only people would convert to waffleism, then theyd be truely happy.
by brittmes11 June 30, 2011
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by The President April 4, 2005
Get the waffle house mug.1. To be the epitomy of a waffler, the one who waffles above all others.
2. Something that cause so many people to waffle (or raffle) that it can only be described as the 'wafflage'.
2. Something that cause so many people to waffle (or raffle) that it can only be described as the 'wafflage'.
1. With his constant ROFLs in CS:S, bloodlet had clearly established himself as the wafflage.
2. Hippo's nonstop TK's of Riss in the Scrim last night was the wafflage.
2. Hippo's nonstop TK's of Riss in the Scrim last night was the wafflage.
by solidefy March 3, 2005
Get the wafflage mug.To make an act one's top priority, much like scarfing free breakfast would be for a donkey, were it confronted by an unattended waffle. Usage of the phrase implies some amount of immediacy or urgency to the performance of the act.
Boss: Can you get that done by noon?
You: I'm all over it like a donkey on a waffle.
Boss: Hell yeah.
You: I'm all over it like a donkey on a waffle.
Boss: Hell yeah.
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