Turkey Wasted

Eating so much turkey it knocks you out.
Thanksgiving dinner was great, but I'm Turkey Wasted bruh
by B-Ritz Cracker November 25, 2016
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Waste baste

To cover yourself in excrement.
I saw a vagrant on the train this morning engage in an act of waste baste. Commuters were dry wretching and there was corn in his nose.
by Zonal K September 24, 2019
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Kalamazoo Wasted

The level of alcohol intoxication that you can only reach when you are in the college town of Kalamazoo Michigan.
Bro I was straight up the definition of kalamazoo wasted after you gave me 5 of those LBJ's.
by jvan45 February 18, 2013
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wall waste

the people who stand with their arms crossed against the walls at a hardcore show, like a wall flower but more wussy
Hey look at all those wall waste just standing there against the wall grilling the band judgmentally while everyone else is going ape.
by El Phantasmo April 19, 2011
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sea waste

waste from the sea of waste that is the sea
Sea Waste is waste from the sea of waste that is the sea.
by crev man September 12, 2013
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Dick Waste

An irrelevant human being.
This word was made famous by a cast member of JKNews.
Guy1:I can't believe he reminded the teacher about the homework
Guy2: Yeah. What a dick waste.
by Kimchi Slap May 01, 2019
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Mikey Wasted

Drinking for 4 straight hours pissed off walking around at a party fucked up your friend part fucked up your chances of gettin the girl you wanted way worst than white girl wasted walk to your friends house gets picked up and put in the car comes home trys to fight your other friend gets picked up agin and goes to his room push your mom on the bed dad or step dad comes in and chokes slam you on the ground you talk shit and tell everything u shouldn't say punch a whole in the wall mom calls the cops put the hand cuffs on you you slam your head aginst the wall and leave a huge crack go into the hall way slam your head agin then go to jail
U need to stop before you get mikey wasted

If you can't hold your liqur don't drink or you'll get mikey wasted
by QeenB July 31, 2011
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