Where one does not engage in masterbation because they believe they will not have enough time to get a quality jerk in. However the expected time is wildly underestimated and they could have wanked in the aforementioned time frame.
DUDE 1: "Man I could have masterbated last night, but I thought my parents would get home. But then they took 2 hours longer than I thought!"
DUDE 2: "What a wasted wankertunnity brah!"
DUDE 2: "What a wasted wankertunnity brah!"
by VruhBaccum January 24, 2016
Get the Wasted Wankertunnitymug. by signull October 12, 2006
Get the tree wastemug. by Dumbbitch1102 April 27, 2020
Get the Waste of timemug. Peter Pan syndrome for residents of Alachua County. Examples include:
-Moved to Gainesville with a scholarship to UF, but flunked out fall of freshman year.
-Days spent near campus without any real attachment to it.
-Working at non-brand retail stores near Downtown to "keep on keepin' on."
-Has a loose, flaky plan to take a class at Santa Fe in 6-7 months, without actually enrolling.
-Moved to Gainesville with a scholarship to UF, but flunked out fall of freshman year.
-Days spent near campus without any real attachment to it.
-Working at non-brand retail stores near Downtown to "keep on keepin' on."
-Has a loose, flaky plan to take a class at Santa Fe in 6-7 months, without actually enrolling.
"Shit, Kevin's really hittin' the books."
"Nah dude, he flunked out in Spring 2010. Kev's still waiting for his pop punk band to get signed. He's Gainesville wasted."
"Nah dude, he flunked out in Spring 2010. Kev's still waiting for his pop punk band to get signed. He's Gainesville wasted."
by Gnmuller November 29, 2021
Get the Gainesville wastedmug. Words that emphasize the drunken state, it can also be used to preview a desired state of mind.
Caused by excess drinking & minor marijuana consumption.
Caused by excess drinking & minor marijuana consumption.
Lory: Get off the floor Jennifer! Let's go home!
Jennifer: Yeah! I don't know how I got so shit wasted.
Lory: You had a drink in your hand all night.
Jennifer: NottTruuu... *barf.
Jennifer: Yeah! I don't know how I got so shit wasted.
Lory: You had a drink in your hand all night.
Jennifer: NottTruuu... *barf.
by Dfrenchpirate March 11, 2016
Get the shit wastedmug. Drinking enough moonshine at a hoedown to misbehave to an excessive level of insanity but joyous insanity.
Dr V was so hoedown-wasted everyone in his circle had the best time, riding the bull and line dancing, until the morning, when a Dr V remedy was required.
by Ms Knows It January 5, 2023
Get the Hoedown-wastedmug. The confidence that a usually very shy person gets when drunk.
To be shy until you get wasted related to drunk say.
Confidence that's useless to have because you are intoxicated therefore it does not improve your nerdy state.
To be shy until you get wasted related to drunk say.
Confidence that's useless to have because you are intoxicated therefore it does not improve your nerdy state.
Brenda is usually a very shy sweet but self-conscious girl, until John got her drunk.
John to Bill: Jill has all this confidence tonight...I like!
Bill: Bro its just wasted confidence she's still shy and awkward.
John to Bill: Jill has all this confidence tonight...I like!
Bill: Bro its just wasted confidence she's still shy and awkward.
by Demenyaca June 3, 2010
Get the Wasted Confidencemug.