drunk cock wash

when a girl is drunk out of her mind giving a blow job and right as he cums in her mouth she pukes up a combination of cum and all the alcohol she's pounded the hours prior all over his cock

I was so fucking hammered I accidentally gave Bobby the drunk cock wash . Do you think he'll call me?

by skcnasty January 10, 2008

car wash

when a girl lathers up her hair with shampoo, wraps it around your cock, and jacks you off with it until you bust in her hair

Her hair was so lathery...it was perfect for giving me a car wash.

by Accipiter April 15, 2006

hooker wash

girls who dont have shower facilities or ample to shower would simply clean their tits, pits and pussy just like a hooker would after a performing a (trick).

Shit suzy, We're late for class and I gotta shower, fuck showering i only got time for a hooker wash

by limer March 4, 2005

jersey ball wash

The act of puking through the legs of someone who is already on the toilet taking a shit

Dude, I just had a self administered jersey ball wash...i puked while i was shitting

by boorilla December 9, 2007

Sack Wash

Someone (preferrably female) uses her tongue to lap and clean the male ball satchel.

I took Kari home last nite, got a tugger and a sack wash.

by Dick Fittsnuggly September 20, 2005

squaddie wash

The utilisation of a sink full of water and soap to wash yourself with, leaving yourself clean but scruffy looking

"Fucking hell Geoff, didn't you wash your hair this morning?"

"Nah mate, slept in so I had a quick squaddie wash in the sink and fucked off to work"

by Sibanez February 8, 2007

spit wash

Most often used by parents on the hands and faces of children to remove smudges. Rubbing with a saliva dampened handkerchief is the most common method.

Our three year old ate a chocolate ice cream cone, I performed a quick spit wash before his Mom saw him.

by rucus11 November 4, 2009