washing room

the best place to cry at 2 am because you hate your self

Friend: Where are you?
Me: in the washing room listening to "slapping songs to fight god to"
Friend: I'll take the liberty of signing you up for theripy

by SIlkeeeeeeeeeee July 12, 2020

Donemana Wash

A donemana wash is an act performed by the community of donemana. This act is either performed in the sink of a bucket. They likely are either inbred or have satellite dishes for ears.

No need for a shower tonight, a donemana wash will have to do tonight.

by Anonymous Fella 132 March 2, 2022

Brown Washing

The act of urinating in an partners asshole after orgasm , in an attempt to wash away any semen and / or fecal matter.

" Ashley finally let me in the back door last night , quite messy but I gave her a good Brown Washing to clean things up a bit. "

by Johnny Js Brown Bandit February 2, 2023

Splank Wash

When you want to call someone a wanksplash but the in-laws are over

Bro you're such a wankspla... shit the In-laws are over *cough cough*. Bro you're such a Splank Wash

by Swannyy August 1, 2020

Tate-washed

when someone becomes so brainwashed by misogyny and toxic masculinity, they start to idolise/ agree wholeheartedly with Andrew Tate

he became so tate-washed after watching those "alpha male" podcasts

by iliketobebasic August 7, 2023

Wally Wash

To Wally-wash is to ejaculate copious amounts of semen (usually from more than 1 male, or many cumshots) onto a females head, then lathering it throughout the hair, allowing to dry in a stiff, shaped formation. Works well for intricate hairstyles. Use at occaisons such as weddings, parties etc.

"Look an Angela's hair, I wish my hair was as wally washed as her's, though Jeffrey can't produce that much"

hair semen

by colonial crunch December 20, 2010

Jug Wash

To cover the breasts with semen, then spread it around with the penis like basting a turkey with butter.

I gave my wife a right good Jug Wash last night.

by captain jugwash January 13, 2009