Danny Valencia

Third basemen for the Minnesota Twins.

Synonyms: "The boy wonder"

Fan 1: "Golly, we're in a pinch! Who's this fresh faced kid up to bat... Danny Valencia?"

Fan 2: "That's no ordinary kid, that's the boy wonder!"

*walk-off RBI single*

Fan: "Gee whiz! You were right!"

by hennepininin September 2, 2010

valencia

An extremely white town near Los Angeles where there is absolutely no crime and good weather. Rich as hell and hot babes. Most of the kids go to college of the canyons for like 7 years because their parents support them.

The best place to find good weed...period.

Dude, let's go down to valencia and bum some weed off the rich kids.

by valencia2005 October 13, 2005

Valentime's Day

The same thing as Valentine's Day. It is pronounced Valentime's Day by idiots that don't know the difference and use and M instead of an N. The illeterate way of saying Valentine's Day.

What are you getting your girlfriend for Valentime's Day??

by annieoakley May 15, 2010

valentine's day

the biggest marketing ploy ever, that hasnt worked for anyone since romeo and juliet, and even they werent real. anyone who sends valentines is desperate, and anyone who recieves them is too popular for their own good, and it's a waste of a 26p stamp and a waste of a day

by fairy nuff September 23, 2003

valentine's day

a day, originally started by the Catholics, in honur of Saint Valentine ( for feasting )It is now mostly associated with the display of love, whether it be husband and wife or boyfriend and girlfriend, or a person to his/her cruch.

2. Unfortuneately, it has become a largely significant date in the eyes of companies ( Hallmark, Lingere stores, Chocolates stores, Jewelry shops ) to make large amounts of money, by selling ridiculously over-priced items. Even though the giving of jewelry may seem very common, it has only been around for appox. 20 or so years.

3. Also known as Saint Valentine's Day Massacre; because of the shooting of 6 of George 'Bugs' Moran's gangmembers by five members of Al Capone's gang in Chicago, Illinois, in 1929

Valentine's Day, supposedly,to be a gesture of love to your special 'someone', that has been turned into some corporate advertisement, over-priced gifts, money-making day.

by Zelero July 21, 2008

Valentitties Day

A holiday on February 14th. It is very similar to Valentines Day, but instead of getting flowers or candy, a girl shows you her titties.

Dude i had so many valentitties last Valentitties Day.

by Jürgen Off February 13, 2009

Valenie

Valenie is a very sweet, kind and big-hearted person. Always beautiful with a broad and shiny smile. Very fashionable and knows how to dress. She might be shy and quiet but after a certain amount of time (depends how soon she'll feel comfortable around you) she might surprise you with a witty comeback and finally release the wild lioness that slumbers in her. Also, she doesn't curse! Goes by Valenie, Valabee, Val, Bal, etc.

1.) Guy: ,,DUDE! Remember when I told you about how shy I thought Valenie is? Well, today I felt like I was talking to a different Valenie! She asked me about fisting and anal sex!! :D"
2.) Girl: ,,Wow, I wish people loved me as much as they love Val.. look, everybody's trying to be around her!"
3.) ,,*zighs* zo zou zunderstand zow zuch Z zove zou zow? Zow...zand Z zhought zhat ze zad zas zpecial..."

by notsarahhahawhatwhohuh July 13, 2015