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smoke the turkey

Instead of sex I prefer to smoke the turkey.

After a night out at the bar I like to go home and smoke the turkey.

During office hours my boss likes to sit at his desk and smoke the turkey.

While watching porn I enjoy smoking the turkey.
by bufumufu1 November 26, 2010
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wild young turkeys

group of crazy country teenage girls looking for trouble
Watch yourself, here come some wild young turkeys.
by Wolfx1 November 14, 2011
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Turkey

Someone who says something extremely stupid or blatantly obvious which should get them stomped in the balls.
Man 1: I can't pay Wayne Rooneys wages.

Man 2: shut up, you big turkey.
by Two Toke November 28, 2013
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jerk the turkey

guy 1: ahhhhhh..
guy 2: did you just jerk the turkey?
guy 1: yeah.
by daniel d, and otherzzz October 19, 2008
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Turkey Gobbler

The act of forcing a girl to deep throat your cock, while your nut sack acts as the gobbler. She then makes a turkey sound and flaps her arms.
Dude, the Principal walked in on me giving my girl friend a Turkey Gobbler in the bathroom!
deep throat cock gobbler naughty
by The long horner September 18, 2011
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Turkey Trot Trump Towers

The two Trump Towers located in Istanbul that are deeply symbolic of the powerful gravitational pull of Trump to money, all over the world, to feed his megalomaniacal lifestyle and the bottomless materialistic pit that is his sense of self-worth.
Dancing to the familiar music of rivers of continuously flowing big-ass money, the Real Estate Tycoon in Chief added the Turkey Trot Trump Towers (yes, two!) into his gilded collection of income properties, thanks to his “very good friend who gets very high marks,” President Erdogan who brokered this sweet deal back in 2012!
by Dr Bunnygirl October 14, 2019
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Turkey talking

When the 45th POTUS repeats the offensive talking points crafted by Turkish President Erdogan by saying that Syria just had to be “cleaned out.”
Of course it’s fucking genocide but I like to use nice words and call it “Turkey talking!”
by Dr Bunnygirl October 18, 2019
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