trumpet tits

A Female with big tits and a VERY loud voice like a trumpet

Fuck sake Sharon, shut your big gob..... Trumpet Tits!

by spazee July 24, 2010

bum trumpet

To fart; release gas; flatulence.

Hi, little bobby, did you just bum trumpet?

by keens February 11, 2004

trumpeter's beard

the soul patch-like beard that can be found under almost every trumpeter's lower lip.

check out that trumpeter's beard, he must be a true horn player.

by Josh Mogy. December 10, 2008

Sad Trumpet

The sound made by trying to insert a flaccid penis into a farting asshole.

I tried sticking my limp dick in her ass, she farted making a sad trumpet noise.

by vinylcluck September 13, 2012

Rusty trumpet

A female equivalent of a rusty trombone

Candy's eyes lit up as Sandy tongue punched her date and reached around to complete the rusty trumpet with jazz like vigour

by Mickyoubastard June 6, 2018

Ass Trumpet

When you blow into someones asshole like playing a trumpet.

I tryed the ass trumpet on cindy last night, she loved it!

by AssTrumpetier September 2, 2006

Jacobs Trumpet

A type of genital piercing in which the foreskin of the penis and bottom lip of the anus are pierced together, connected by a ring. The piercing derives it's name from the sound produced when a person with the piercing farts. The stretched foreskin of the penis causes the sound of the expulsion of gas from the rectum to be amplified. This results in a loud hollow sound resembling a low C note played on a trumpet.

Did that guy's ass just make a low C note? He must have a Jacobs Trumpet.

by fatland September 15, 2010