terdsrtapered

Describes the shape of feces

You know terdsrtapered to prevent your ass from slamming shut after you shit.

by Chickenman June 12, 2003

Terdz McGlerpz

A statement made during a text message when you are too stoned to know what your talking about, pretty much a conversation breaker.

Dad - "Well the fishing trip went well son"
Son - "I want to ride majestically on a horse made of sand, Terdz McGlerpz"

by DaRealJew May 1, 2010

Tredge

An amazing last name for a beautiful person. Cannot be substituted for Einstein.

Guy1: woah do you see her? I bet her last name is tredge

Guy2: she is pretty cute, really hope she doesn’t try to make it Einstein tho.
Guy1: true

by Brando1d July 23, 2018

surf treading

to make and use a dildo carved from a potatoe, leaving slivers of potatoe in the cavity wich it was inside.

1. "Oh man, I went surf treading last night, and now im all dried out!"

2. Julia was shunned from soceity for being cuaght publicly surf treading.

by Ostello_totheC February 19, 2007

Bro Tread

When a bro introduces you to some chick he likes and you attempt to steal the chick before anything can happen.

Bro 1: Hey this is my friend!
Bro 2: Hey girl you wanna get some lunch?
Bro 1: Dude quit with the Bro Tread!

by surfrdawg March 2, 2009

Treddie

A Stalker,
Originated from Treadaway, someone who uses the internet to look up a person, or any personal info about them.

DUDE! That guy googled my name to find my youtube name! What a fucking Treddie!

by Erik Ehlert April 13, 2008

Dont tread on me

Dont hurt me I'm weak

Dont tread on me I'm busy.

by Jcredskin1221 October 18, 2020