Travel Size

Small, Tiny, In reference to a certain Male body part that is not big enough for *Normal* Use.

Hey did you here about Mark That skinny white guy, he is so carrying a Travel Size.

by Mysteriously Metal August 27, 2005

tragesty

n. An event that is both tragic and a travesty.

'Guillotining an innocent woman for stealing turnips is a real tragesty.'

by Cleatus March 9, 2003

20 minute travel rule

A guy will not and should not drive more then 20 minutes to see a girl unless there is at least a 75% chance he will hook up.

Girl: Hey you should drive out here and see me!
Guy: umm idk its like a 30 minute drive
Girl:oh come on, dont worry i know the the 20 minute travel rule
Guy:ok on my way

by Privdonut2 May 30, 2009

to travel on mayonaise

1. to say something that is out of context.
2. When somebody is out of control because any kind of drug.

1. "This guy tripped on mayonaise, we are talking about astronomy and his unhappy comments around sports didn't help us."
2. "This guy had a lof of drug (alcohol, marihuana, and so on), that can not stop to travel on mayonaise."
Or just "Travelling on Mayonaise"

by Sergio Cristofoletti August 19, 2006

traveshammockery

It's a travesty, a sham, a mockery! It's a traveshammockery! - featured in a recent beer commercial

Many would argue that gay marriage makes a traveshammockery of American family values while simultaneously ignoring our country's historically high heterosexual divorce rates.

by Rick Dizzle April 23, 2006

traveler

A rather stinky shit that not only dominates the bathroom of its odor but also moves into the hallway and other rooms.

Who took that shit? That was a nasty traveler.

I had a traveler the other day that made people cry in fear all the way down the hall.

by spooninspoonout April 5, 2010

Traveler Kids

Seeds of the suburban lifestyle, teenagers who's idolize the homeless, beg for money, spend it on beer, and linger at wifi hotspots to facebook their mothers. You'll recognize them by their black clothing that has faded creating a sepia aura that grants them the dust cloud kind of presence pioneered by Pigpen of the Peanuts gang.

"Those traveler kids have really nice bud. Weird"

by mutantchaos October 12, 2011