travess 

V. 1. To violate a command or law in a way which results in painful consequences.
2. To err with harmful results.

N. A grotesque imitation that violates the original's purity.

1. She travessed during the Scrabble game when she played the word not yet defined in the dictionary, and lost her turn and the game, as a result.
2. To travess is to regret.

3. When a book is abridged it becomes a travess within the world of literature.

travess by jaybird490 February 21, 2010

Traverse City Hasselhoff 

When two males stand face to face, looking in each other’s eyes, mush the heads of their fully-erect penis’s together. One male (usually a submissive), grabs the other penis at the base and begins to stroke the full shaft from that base to his own base in complete long strokes. Much like the LED eyes along the front of the kit car from the vehicle on Knight Rider.

Ideally, both parties will want to ejaculate at the same time. Whomever the semen enters first, becomes the submissive on the next go-around.

My partner and I agreed to settle the dispute with a Traverse City Hasselhoff.

Traverse City Hasselhoff by TDSMTD August 17, 2019

Traves 

A YouTuber who is completely wholesome and deserves an award.

Guy- who's Traves
Guy 2- he is wholesomeness himself.

Traves by chipycyhochuo678 May 8, 2020

He travels, he seeks the p a r m e s a n 

literally just a photo of an egg with 7 legs and an eye walking across a barren landscape who’s goal is to find the
p a r m e s a n

-pretty meaningless
-surreal memeology

Bystander: Anon do where is the par—

Anon: He travels, he seeks the p a r m e s a n

He travels, he seeks the p a r m e s a n by highkey spittin straight facts November 17, 2019

travelsty 

A horrible traveling experience.

Dude, we went to Cabo last week. The plane was late, they lost our luggage and the hotel had no record of our reservation - total travelsty.

travelsty by Mr. Snyder March 29, 2011

Elvis travels 

Elvis travels is a man who lives in a van who prefers to have sex with transvestites or to take it anally from a BBC

Are you going to marry that transvestite or are you going to come along quit Elvis travels

Elvis travels by Davis allen 79 August 26, 2019

travestite 

A (male) named Travis, known or suspected of having male and female sexual characteristics.

Jeez, he is such a travestite. Did you see him pour water over his white t-shirt and start dancing to Pokerface?

If you keep on sitting down to pee, people are going to think you're a travestite.

travestite by Qedup December 6, 2011