Toppest Bloke

The pinnacle of social praise a man can reach among his peers. A true hero, always willing to put his friends and loved ones before him. There is no limit to his relentless love and consideration, a true model of human kindness.

Django: Yo man, thanks for the present you got me. Toppest bloke
George: Happy you're happy, bro

by Marqueefus October 13, 2016

topekomsi

Is I smoke pot written backwards

Just means you smoke pot.. topekomsi

by Thezootmaster May 28, 2018

toaptesh

T- that

0- one
A- annoying
P-person

T- that
E- everyone
S- secretly

H- hates

woah thats toaptesh alright!
oh look its toaptesh
whos toaptesh?

she's a but toapy

by LOLTHISISFUNNYIMFUNNYLOLLOOK May 11, 2018

Topeling

Parking your whip in a crooked manner whether within the lines or across one of the lines. A half-in, half-out, half-assed park job.

Wow. That is some epic topeling. Was he drunk when he parked or does he need new glasses?

by TheSeller August 25, 2018

Topless For Nuggets

When one usually called Holly offers to show her breast to get the group free nuggets

(Holly) I will flash for nuggets

Holly is going topless for nuggets

by Topless Holly December 15, 2018

Tooterishy

The feeling that one has when you have to question a fart.
... never trust a fart

I don't want to laugh too hard as I'm feeling Tooterishy

by Bigvountry March 20, 2019

Toppersplaining

the explanation of something by one of the class toppers, typically to a backbencher or a failing classmate, in a manner regarded as condescending or patronizing.

I'm listening to a guy toppersplaining economics to one of his classmates

by thenaminator777 January 7, 2021