Tool

1. Something that is used to assist with the modification of an object or situation.

2. Something that is used to create or destroy.

3. Slang synonym for the males sexual reproduction whatsit.

4. Someone who does seemingly silly things; often used as a term of endearment, but not always!

I am a tool because I have been used to:
Improve someones ego;
Distract them from the mediocrity of their own existance;
Make someone else jealous;
To improve someones elses relationship (how bizarre);
To get them a valentines day present (this year)

For love.
For happiness.
For laughter.

To do everything for them, and in return:
To accept all of the guilt.
To hold all of the pain.
To take all of the blame.
(It was never a game).

A good tradesman respects his tools!!


A Hammer is a tool both used to create and to destroy.

My penis is a somewhat rusty tool I must admit (only from lack of use!!).

I hit my penis with a hammer while making pancakes (as you do)
That sure modified the fuck out of both the objects involved and the situation:
I created a lot of pain
I destroyed the pancake batter (all over the floor), and my willy - must admit i chipped a bit off of the hammer handle too!!

I hit my tool with a tool; I am such a tool

I do not regret being a tool - my penis however has a somewhat different (slanted) view on the subject

Sunday 02/11/2008

by Luke Warm December 22, 2008

Tool

Someone who does not question social conventions. Someone who is easily influenced by government, politicians, TV, society, etc. Tools tend to be close-minded individuals.

Matt is such a tool.

by DevonGates April 26, 2016

Toolbag

A person who is more than a plain tool, or dick, but is equivalent to a bag of tools, or a sack full of dicks.

"Cameron is a toolbag"

by Buddy J June 14, 2003

tool snob

A fan of the Los Angeles band Tool who takes an elitest mindset of the group, such as dismissing non-fans as "not understanding the music", or claiming detractors to be fans of death metal or black metal music. In forums and online encyclopedias, Tool snobs also deny/downplay the band's notorious influence in the nu-metal genre (according to his personal website, Fred Durst is one of many who claim Tool to be a prominent influence), and also sometimes accuse any comedian of being a rip-off of the late Bill Hicks (who Tool admires.)

TOOL SNOB: "Tool is the most progressive band I have heard in a long time. Yet I never heard of Porcupine Tree, Opeth, or Kotipelto. Are they just the same old death metal bands?"

TOOL SNOB: "You just don't understand their music. Listen to it again. This stuff is deep, like my joint."

by saturn's son September 5, 2008

tool Box

Someone who is dumber than a 'Tool,' this person is described as a "Tool Box"

Jesus tity fucking christ is she a fucking Tool Box, WOW.

by BMOUNZ May 2, 2005

Tool

1.) One who tries too hard to ingratiate themselves to others, in order to be liked, or to get votes.

2.) Most politicians.

1.) Larry told me what a great job I'm doing again today. He is such a tool.

2.) Congressman (Mark) Green (R-WI) will say anything to get some buzz about his campaign for governor. What a tool!

by Peugeotjoker May 13, 2005

Tool Box

Reference to a room full or folk easily termed as "Tools"

"Christ, the Lobby is a fuckin tool box today."

by Hazard October 23, 2003