Toober

The stupid shit head that walks around in Modern Warfare online and grenade launches people until you rage.

That's the 7th and final time that toober grenade launches me! *BOOM* AHHHHH!

by Dancing_Burritos January 6, 2010

tik toker

tik tokers are the devil that you can only beat with death notes BUT DO NOT WRIGHT THERE NAME IN the death note you just slap them with it till the demon tik tok gets out of them and then you hire a exosist to get rid of all of the tik tok

THAT PERSON IS TOTALLY A TIK TOKER

by dpanimates March 2, 2020

The KKK Took My Baby Away

Oh no they took my baby!

What should I do The KKK Took My Baby Away?

by joe c August 21, 2004

took her to church

A phrase in which you take a bitch home from a bar. Upon this she is willing to have sex, but not crazy in which only missionary position is performed.

I took the blonde home from the bar then took her to church.

by mrwinter March 22, 2007

Took it in the ass

Past tense for Taking it in the Ass.

1) To express former disapointment
2) Slang expression for an unfortuante/unfair event.

Also see: Take it in the ass

1) Todd took it in the ass on that one.
2) When he invested in Worlcom stock, he really took it in the ass on that one.

by BIATCH551 March 15, 2005

tokenizer

one who smokes and draws weed

Luke Sureman, why are you such a tokenizer?

by Griffin M. and co. January 10, 2009

Took Grandma to Applebee's

Taking an older woman to a sub standard restaurant and then engaging in licking BBQ sauce out of her nether regions.

I crashed the bridge game last night and totally picked up man. Went out the next night and totally "Took Grandma to Applebee's."

BBQ sauce doesn't come out of bed sheets easily.

by -=Gunner=- November 14, 2010