trunk rug

(noun) The hair on your butt.

"He's a redhead... I wonder if the carpet matches the drapes?"
"More importantly, does the carpet match the trunk rug?"

"Man, my trunk rug has gone full-on 70's shag... gotta shave that sucka."

by doctorgroove August 25, 2016

Trunk baby

The method where two individuals decide to have sexual relations in a trunk of a vechicle in which to conceive a child.

"My son is a Trunk Baby!"

by BigNorthernCountryBoy1 August 14, 2016

trunk junk

Girl with fat ass.

That girl is trunk junkin.

by palm phlant December 15, 2016

Trunk lite

When one finds an old beer in their car trunk and drinks it. Preferably 6 months old or greater to be considered a trunk lite.

Dude! I found 2 trunk lite’s in the car. Let’s get this party started.

by Must Stank November 29, 2017

Trunk Cider

the thing you get when you leave unpasteurized Apple juice in the trunk of your car for several days in hot weather

I am so upset. That trunk cider I made last week left a huge mess in my car. The upholstery is ruined.

by Monkey484&4’didiekr October 10, 2018

Trunk

Tired and Drunk together: Trunk. When you are so tired that you act drunk but you haven’t actually drank.

Me: “Why dont you love me like i love you”
Phil; “wtf man, thats your goldfish”
Me: “oh dude I’m trunk”

by KandyKittan February 18, 2019

trunklophile

A person sexually attached to round firm and bigger than average temale gluteus maximi.

OMG. My BF is such a trunklophile that he has to lick my nice fat ass for at least an hour before he can fall asleep.

by CheeksBabyCheeks May 21, 2019