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Tufty chalk

Tufty chalk tends to be from West Virginia and extremely invested into the military even though he is to fat to even attempt to make it past boot camp. When he gets rejected by the military he regresses into the person the he tried to stuff for a long time. He starts to rape his 10 year old brother which tufty chalk thinks he is a girl. During tufty chalk rape festivals they like to play the pubes in a way that sounds like banjo music. In short he is a fat inbreeding fuck who is very militarily invested.
Tufty chalk played his pubes during the inbreeding rape festival.
by anonymous January 29, 2019
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Thuntard

someone who believes that the world is going to end in the next ten or so years due to "Climate Change".
Greta: "How dare you, you stole my future".
Hansel: "Shut-up Greta, you uneducated thuntard."

Alexandria: "Oh no! The World is going to end in 12 years. Orange man bad."
Pepe: "Here we go again. How did a complete thuntard like her get elected to Congress?"
by RoverIAC October 1, 2019
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cooter tuft

The scraggly patch of hair above the clitaurus.
I grabbed her by the cooter tuft and made her squeal like a 15 year old Hyundai.
by HandleJ March 15, 2023
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Mr. Thugtastic

The name for any male who wears flat billed caps at any angle other than forward, wears his pants below his knees at all times, walks no less than two feet per minute due to his pants, listens to only rap, ignores the "g" at the end of every "-ing" verb, and instead uses the "g" to refer to almost every other male he knows (referring to girls as biotchezz).
"Sorry I was late to class. I got stuck behind Mr. Thugtastic 1, 2, and 3."

(Car drives by slowly, blasting bass) "There goes Mr. Thugtastic."
by dammitdale November 13, 2011
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Tufts

Tufts: A university for kids who worked just as hard (and on occasion harder) the their Ivy peers in high school, but just weren't interesting enough to get into the Ivys.

Resulting in an overall, hard working, VANILLA student body with little no social life.
student a: yo, you wanna pregame tonight?
student b: naw, i think i'm just going to head the lib and circle jerk on an econ textbook.
student a: ....yo, do you go to tufts?
by bored&bitter October 18, 2011
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Art Theft

The act of claiming that you created a work of art so that you can get in on a small share of the praise and attention that is lavished on the best artists, without actually having to have any artistic skill whatsoever.

Since artists are incredibly vain, terribly insecure and need praise to survive in the same way animals need oxygen, Art Theft is considered the eighth deadly sin on online art websites such as DeviantArt, SheezyArt and StormArtists. Being an art thief gets you banned and sent straight to hell to burn for all eternity in the flames of the site's members.

Warnings pointing to this fact can be easily found in the thousands upon thousands of poorly made "Anti Art-Theft" stamps and clubs available on said websites. An ironic fact is that 95% of the people who bitch about art theft do not actually have the artistic talent to make their art worth stealing.

Being vocally against art theft on these websites increases the size of your e-penis by up to 200%.

Art Theft is generally practised by emo 13 year old boys who are so desperate for praise and attention that they will gladly accept it over the internet for something they didn't even make. If this is you, you should kill yourself.
"OMG Some horrid person posted a Sonic recolour that was the same as mine!!!11 I am so reporting them for Art Theft!"

"I'm so hardcore against art theft, I'm going to make deviantART's twenty thousandth anti-Art Theft club!"
by Angry Cosecant February 28, 2009
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tufts

School that rejects top applicants because it realizes top applicants probably won't enroll. This is also known as "Tufts Syndrome."
I got rejected at Tufts, but I don't care because I am going to Harvard.

Person A: You go to Tufts?
Person B: Yah. I got rejected everywhere else.
Person A: That sucks.
by tuftsadcom May 15, 2006
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