Techista

Someone who has to have the latest and greatest technology; especially someone who shows off the newest features of how the gadget is better than others.

Kevin was being such a techista earlier, he brought home that new iPad and wouldn’t shut up about it!

by techista May 24, 2023

oreo techinque

when two african american males (or just black males) "spit roast" a white chick

mario and ricardo both showed kelly their oreo techinque

Kelly - wow now i know what the white stuff in the oreo feels like :P

by printz2008 May 17, 2008

Crust Technician

One who shapes, or 'slaps', a piece of dough into the base of a pizza.

The Crust Technician was the one who made sure your pizza was the correct size and shape.

by Blackdeathjackal September 9, 2010

Groundhog Technique

When somebody tells you information about themselves and then forgets they did any such thing. You then use said information to impress them.

"A drunk girl at a bar told me she was a Virgo in some random conversation. I went out for a cig a while later and she followed. She asked me the same set of questions about my 'sign' as she had inside the bar. I said, 'let me guess, you're a virgo'. Her jaw dropped. An hour later I was getting a BJ in her car" - Zenitram

Groundhog Technique

by TheBrightSide October 13, 2010

floor technician

Fancy title for janitor

I just got hired as the new floor technician at Olympic Medical!

by liem May 14, 2014

Stuff technique

When a man attempts to shove his flaccid penis in a woman's vagina/anus, hoping it will eventually harden.

1) you have never used the stuff-technique before?

2) Came home wasted last night, had to use the stuff technique on Jillian.

by Beetynut February 9, 2017

Toothpaste Technique

When a male masturbates over-handed apposed to commonly Under-handed Technique.

I tried the Toothpaste Technique last night, and it felt very unique.

by ToothPaste Technique August 28, 2017