tojacker

A white person,(cracker) who is really obsessed with Japanese people (tojo), and thinks they can somehow turn asian. Some things they love are naruto, video games, manga, and any other random japanese or asian crap.

Amanda Russo is such a tojacker. She even told me she is going to get surgery to make her eyes smaller.

by Gulsk832 June 6, 2010

Topaco

TOPACO.
(verb)(noun) topaco is a sound you hear at night, possibley when your sleeping. if you hear topaco dont be frightened, its probaley in your imagination.

Denver:DID YOU HEAR THAT NOSE!?
Emily: what are you talking about?
Denver: That noise!
Demi: how did it go?
(demi on the verge of craping herself, thats how scared she was)
Denver: TOPACO!
Katelynn: HAHAHAHAH, thats funny.
(demi didnt crap herself in the end)

by demilicious April 26, 2010

Tobasconization

Refers to the application of Tobasco sauce to food products

The tobasconization of the rice greatly enriched the flavour of Mr. Eismann's dinner.

by Thundercoop May 13, 2010

tofacon

(toe-FAY-kun) noun.

Tofu made to taste like bacon, often found in prepackaged caesar salads, or in vegetarians' fridges. It is typically extremely salty, and tends not to taste much like bacon.

I thought that caesar had bacon bits in it, but it was just tofacon.

by RoboHippo September 27, 2010

tbach

Acronym for "to be absolutely completely honest." Expresses stronger honesty than "tbch"

I don't understand why some people cheat tbach.

Tbach, I will never get a job with this polisci college degree.

by AllenZulu December 12, 2012

tomacunt

Big Bad Mr.D defines "tomacunt" as an asinine individual who is both unintelligent and all around unagreeable. Also known as a "tomahawk piece of shit"

Ew, have you seen that new "iconscience app"??? The moderator is such a tomacunt!

by text conscience August 11, 2016

Tomacco

Related to the Hoodrat family, a Tomacco is a female that will go to extreme lengths to have sexual intercourse with any male in the same household as the Tomacco.

Generally Tomacco's have a wizards sleeve 3 inches long and you can fit your head in her snatch.

The Tomacco has a mating call, it is high pitched and sounds like "I'm HORNYYYYYY". Or "TommmmaccoOoOoOoOo"

Reference to the Simpsons where crazy farm animals break down boarded windows for Homers Tomacco plant.

That Tomacco tried to kick my door in last night to give me mallet!

by MalletMan December 13, 2016