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Timmy Two Pumps

To be associated with the word "timmy two pumps" is not the most flattering of things. Simply put, it means you can't hold your load. Even simpler put - it means you're a premature ejaculator.
Dude1: bro! Why aren't you in the other room with that girl anymore?

Dude2: Man, I took off my pants and splooged everywhere. It was over before it started. She then proceeded to call me Timmy Two Pumps.

Dude1: godamnit, dude.
by Dekrepit90 February 16, 2015
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Timmed

To be unwillingly violently slapped in the face by a throbbing cock.
Dude here's a napkin it looks like someone Timmed you.
by Maddmunkey October 21, 2015
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Timmy Timmy Turner .........
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Timmy

A super cool unquie friend a very loving person good with the ladies and very talented will be that person that when your down he will be there so if you ever have a timmy keep him forever. Even if he is your brother
Girls:Hey did you see timmy omg he is so hot and so funny
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