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The Universal Law of the Lost Remote 

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The law of physics (not really) that pertains to the difficulty of finding a lost TV remote, set of keys, etc. The only logical explanation is that the item has dropped into a black hole and the only way to bring it back to this realm is to stop looking for it. Once you've gone about your day, it practically falls back into your lap.
I was late to work today because I couldn't find my keys! My boss was okay with it, though. I told him it was The Universal Law of the Lost Remote.
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The Urban Wait 

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The 6-12 month long waiting period to get your Urban Dictionary definition published.

Common side effects include becoming impatient, having anxiety attacks, and just forgetting about it until you get an email six months later saying they have approved of it.
Bob: Hey, did you get your definition published on Urban Dictionary yet?
Jim: Nope, I gotta go through the Urban Wait.

(six months later)

Bob: Hey, did you get your definition published on Urban Dictionary yet?
Jim: Nope, still going through the Urban Wait. I JUST WANT THE DAMN THING PUBLISHED!

(1 year later)

Bob: Hey, did you get your definition published on Urban Dictionary yet?
Jim: What definition?
The Urban Wait by urbanwaiting November 23, 2011
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THE UPPER DECKER 

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The upper decker is when you shit in the tank of the toilet.
Man.. Tom is being a dick! I'm going to give him the upper decker before we bail!
THE UPPER DECKER by BigL830 August 18, 2017
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The unholy trio 

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When she's sucking on your knob while giving you the ol' hand twister and she starts fingering your ass all at the same time.
"Leah sure surprised me last night when she hit me with the unholy trio"
The unholy trio by FingersinColton November 13, 2018
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The United tax

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The United tax is when clubs inflate football player valuations by 60-70% when Manchester United register an interest, because they know how easy it is to rinse ManU for everything they've got.
"Harry Maguire would be worth £30m if it wasn't for the United tax, but Leicster are demanding £90m"
The United tax by ElMondo1629 July 31, 2019
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The USA Herd Immunity Sovereign Wealth Fund & Social Dividend 

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The USA Herd Immunity Sovereign Wealth Fund & Social Dividend -
the American investment fund that is underwritten during times without outbreaks and then when there is an epidemic the profits from the investment fund are distributed to the individuals getting tested, the individuals getting treatment for the infectious disease, and other epidemic related expenses during such epidemic.
#epidemic #socialdividend #herdimmunity #covid19 #covid19ideas See: The USA Herd Immunity Sovereign Wealth Fund & Social Dividend
The God for the "The USA Herd Immunity Sovereign Wealth Fund & Social Dividend" for underwriting my treatment of the Covid19 virus. I hadn't a dollar in my bank account.
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The Unlucky Tug

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Unlucky Tug is Thomas train youtuber very epic. He has lots of oo trains yeah.
The Unlucky Tug is very lucky
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