Flying Penguin

When you're fucking a chick doggy style and she's bent over the bed you wrap her legs around you and quickly yank her off the bed as you stand up and she flaps her arms to try and keep her balance but like a penguin she can't fly and eventually faceplants to the floor.

Last night I gave my girl the flying penguin and she got a rug burn on her forehead...but she let me finish.

by Sillyninja August 21, 2008

Penguin Tank

A HORRIBLY stinky vagina - so bad it smells like the penguins at the zoo

"I bent down to pick something up and got a wiff of Jamie - SOOO DANK!...You know the funk of the penguin tank in the aviary? Thats was it. I almost cried."

by NotHereSomeone January 7, 2010

lolzy penguin

an action that seems funny when you are the one doing it, but everyone else considers you a douchebag. usually involving video games

Kris: Hey guys lets all go play cod: black ops and only use ballistic knives, it'll be so lolzy penguin

Danny: Alright, Sweet!

(random 10y old on other team): Wow, you're all fuckin' douchebags, I fucked your mom

by NiggletsGetHung December 6, 2010

Fluffy Penguin

The end result of scooping ice cream onto your testicles.

Fred just pulled a Fluffy Penguin. Don't ask me why I watched.

by PM_ME_YOUR_PERSONALITY September 16, 2014

love penguin

When a person meets a girl he loves very much and want to stay forever with them.just like penguins when they meet theyre mate they stay with them forever.

Tyler's love penguin is Hailey

by smurtfellow2500 December 22, 2014

Penguin feet

Penguin feet is when you are walking round with the constant fear of being nutmegged (a soccer ball being put through your legs) and you take tiny steps making you walk similar to a penguin.

Huge: "Mark is walking round with penguin feet"

Lee: "yeah, Ryan just nutmegged him, he could nutmeg a mermaid"

by RyantheWolf August 6, 2017

Penguin Drip

When you jizz load her so full she waddles like a penguin and drips your love custard all the way to the bathroom.

After bustin the nut mustard all up in Sheila last night bish was so full she had the penguin drip.

by Eaton Holgoode October 8, 2018