When a male or female have had a bowel movement and not wiped properly. Creates a grainy texture and unpleasant smell.
Carla was in a hurry to get into bed with Earl and didn't wipe her ass well, so when Earl went down on her he got her booty crystals in his mouth.
by Girraffaelll69 June 16, 2015
Get the booty crystalsmug. The most kind individual that goes out of their way to make everyone happy but probably suffers from trauma. She did lend me $5 once.
by Candyberry518 June 6, 2021
Get the crystal Rosemug. Shoving a water bottle, preferably crystal geyser, in a vagina and pouring the liquids out. Emptying the contents, squeezing the water out of them vagina.
*Caution: sparkling water hurts*
*Caution: sparkling water hurts*
by Baddabingo boy December 12, 2016
Get the crystal geysermug. a meth lab
by ninjaweiner April 15, 2012
Get the Crystal cribmug. by the true name of james gimson October 5, 2022
Get the Crystal palacemug. when you put crystal meth in your foreskin and make a hooker lick it off of your perforated forskin dick cheese infested cock
by Doxsq April 21, 2019
Get the skin crystalmug. A person they show everytime a Yankees game is on television. He may have done something funny at one point, but that was too long ago, or too mediocre for me to remember.
by Tourists... April 7, 2005
Get the billy crystalmug.