teacher attachment 

usually starts with crushing on your teacher/ finding your teacher really good looking. will progress from looking forward to their lessons to looking forward to "accidentally" walk pass her class/ bump into her. this attachment will only start developing when you find out they arent going to teach you next year/ they are leaving the school. you will start distancing yourselves from them and stop making memories with them because itll be too painful to look back on. but on the last day you will cry your heart out to her to the point she has to make sure you get home safe.

also this usually happens when the teacher actually kind of hate the student in a friend way.

also always happens with teachers who surnames start with t. yall should watch out.

"pls dont leave me i have teacher attachment issues"

teacher attachment by nvsklover July 27, 2022

Teacher's Pet 

A total loser who noone likes and everyone makes fun of behind their back because they suck up to a teacher, usually laughing at ALL of their bad jokes and commonly ask, "Is there anything I can do to help?", etc.

Ms. Shilderez: (Bad joke)
Anna: Hahahaha, you're so funny!
Sane person: She is SUCH a teacher's pet!
Other sane person: I know, right?!

Teacher's Pet by nilmerghet February 15, 2019

Teacher PMS 

A serious medical condition afflicting many teachers and professors. Symptoms of teacher PMS typically include spontaneous temper tantrums, employment of draconian disciplinary tactics, taking points off because you forgot to double space, and the like. Experts believe teacher PMS is caused by the belief amongst teachers that their jobs are widely superior to all others, and that they have attained a level of moral superiority unimaginable by mere mortals by taking on such important responsibilities despite the typically meager compensation, and as such, they are deeply offended when students are smart enough to sleep through an entire lecture and still score 100% on every test and assignment. Teacher PMS sufferers often use their authority to carry out long-harbored grudges against students who remind them of the football players who beat the shit out of them in gradeschool and high school.

Man, I totally got 100% on every test in my 100 level Philosophy class, but Dr. Archibald-Stubblefield gave me a C because I would always text on my iPhone during class. I tried to appeal it, but he said "Son, your toys have no place in a sanctuary of knowledge." He really needs to see a doctor about his teacher PMS...

Teacher PMS by Peejkayne October 10, 2011

Teacher Finger

The telltale, semi-permanent inkstains found on the fingers of teachers who clean thier whiteboards or overhead projectors by licking thier fingers and wiping away the mistakes.

Nicole couldn't stop staring at Mr. Markey's blackish-blue teacher finger during chem class.

Teacher Finger by vdrive60 October 28, 2010

Teacher's Pet 

A girl named Katie.

The Teacher's Pet is annoying.

Teacher's Pet by Slynki November 1, 2021

teacher defeat 

the hopeless giving in of a teacher to student misbehavior rather than exerting the energy it would take to gain back control of the class

The students could sense teacher defeat was just moments away so they redoubled their obnoxious tomfoolery to push the poor lady over the edge in order to have 2o minutes free time at the end of the period

teacher defeat by I'm Not LIke You Guys February 28, 2018

teacher wings 

The flabby underarms that flap when teachers write on the chalkboard.

Mrs. B’s teacher wings kept blowing my papers on the floor.

teacher wings by Mamadant October 26, 2018