toolette

A female verision of a tool.
A toolette is someome who lacks the mental capacity to know she is being used by someone. A fool. Characterized by low social knowledge and high insecurity. Someone who tries too hard. a poser.

-Girls who pout and stick out their tongue in pictures, and post and tag 50000 of those pictures on facebook
girl: Why did you not answer the question?
toolette: Because I don't want to look smart. I want to be cool!
-Girls who act hyper and super nice so she wants other people to think that she is a good person.
girl: Yeah, so I dumped him infront of all of his friends. I did the wham of love
toolette: SCADOOOSH. You just slampwhamed the douchpurse!
girl: what?
toolette: "Omg...everyone is wearing Brown Ugg boots and tight legging. OFF TO THE MALL!!!"

by CLLSEHY December 27, 2010

mike tooley

A brilliant soccer player with a shot like Von Nistelrooy.

mike tooley

by mike tooley August 18, 2003

liberal tolerance

A meme made up by right wing inbreds because liberals hurt their fee-fees.

"Liberal Tolerance" the meth popper whines, because he won't tolerate my bigotry while I wave my confederate flag."

by Burn Mar-a-Lago January 28, 2017

toledo hospital

A large object that will absorb any cost. Usually the dumber the project the more important it is. No bad idea cannot be tried twice.

The Toledo Hospital just spent a million dollars on out of date equipment.

by Dutch27 July 29, 2008

Tooled

an old slang term meaning that you have a big dick

vulgar slang for tool: a penis

i did not know this until my dad found out what my e-mail address was... i just love the band tool and made it up... but yeah... he was born in 1951 so... he knows old sayings

"he's tooled... never she's tooled"

by tooled July 31, 2006

Toledo

To be in possession of everyday bad breath, that allows chronic halitosis to the extreme, appear to be "post dental cleaning mouth", when other people first glimpse or are irrevocably soiled....aka...(breathed upon) or have offended both the one and only almighty righteous higher power and satan himslelf,the instantaneouse thought that bulldozes itself through the cerebral cortex is one of abject disgust, self loathing, a complete and utter degredation of the known universe and or potential suicidal thoughts. When every single person unlucky enought to share personal space with you....post your breath searing and destroying their nasal cavities thinks....holy crap batman....the breath of that individual is a pristine example of toledo....and I'm not speaking of the city in Ohio....!!!!!

Josue: "cough...cough....gag...gag....barf...barf....jusus christ jose...your breath reeks as if you have been injesting burning garbage, raw feces, used tires and recently deceased newborn children.......damn...you my compadre and all.....but yo breath makes toledo look like a fresh egg roll from p.f. chang's...damn bitch...maybe you should gargle with some jp-5......perhaps jet fuel will get the skank out of yo mouth...."!!!!!

by Grande John January 16, 2009

toledo taco

The man jacks the female in the face until the blood drips down between her boobs. Then, the man titty fucks her, with his dick acting as the "beef", then he ejaculates and smears it around(acting as the "cheese"). Then finally, the "secret ingredient" is added when you turn over and take a shit. Then, of course, you re-add your beef.

After work, I came home to my trailer and my dirty mexican wife was screwing my boss. I then kicked his ass and gave that bitch the Toledo Taco.

by Jay 419 September 22, 2006