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swishful thinking

A gay man having or expressing a desire or hope for a man whom they find attractive to be gay.
John: Nick Offerman is so sexy. I swear one day I'm going to make out with him.

David: John, you can quit your swishful thinking right now. You know he's straight right?
by RUFFDOG June 13, 2016
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Swish Swish Bish

Somewhat parallel to "bye felicia". Used in gay slag to tell your friends bye or get it together so you can all leave at the same time. Also used as a deragatory way to tell an annoying person to get lost.
Come on, Veronica, We're late for the pool party!! Swish swish bish!
by Rstr December 13, 2017
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Swish mountains

Where one is fucking a girl in the ass who is laying on here stomache, the guy pulls out before he cums, and ejaculates all over her ass.
Johnathan gave Lexxi’s Mum some swish mountains after a good fuck.
by George_Orwell 1984 January 27, 2018
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Swish Kebab

an individual of middle eastern descent who is very talented in basketball.
Rami is one talented swish kebab on the courts
by ole hok May 26, 2018
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Swish and Swipe

Then take the toilet bowl brush and swish it around in the toilet. Even if you don't use any soap; you will keep stuff from growing in there. Then wipe off the back of the toilet with the used paper towel or rag, then the seat, the rim and lastly the sides and floor.
My little brother went to piss and missed so I made sure to get the rim when I had to swish and swipe on my chore list.
by The Chorist July 30, 2018
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Swisher bowl

A bong bowl mixed with weed and tobacco.
You want some of this?
Nah, I only do swisher bowls.
by PWcrash November 16, 2018
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Swish

A famous rapper from the Bay Area also known for basketball skills
Did you hear swish new song
by Lincoln Jones November 19, 2018
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