Shrek

Shrek is a creature that stars in the movie Shrek.He lives in the forest with Bigfoot eating onions, some hope to one day catch him and then have shrek grant them one magical wish. Some also call him by the holy ogrelord and savior of onions

Becky:holy crap! I think I just saw Shrek
Andrew:No way,where?!
Becky:He flew away into the sky

by Astupidname March 11, 2015

Shreking

The act of replacing the background image on a friend/family member/co-worker/enemy's desktop with that of a small, tiled image of the main character of Universal and Dreamworks' Shrek movie series.

its a funny prank.

Bonus Points if you are able to change the screen saver to a slide show of shrek.
Additional Points if you can make every icon on the desktop a small shrek head.

Example 1-
man: Guess who just got a healthy dose of Shreking.

man B: Was it pete?

man: YOU KNOW IT

Example 2-
man: so i was just hanging out at pete's house. he showed me his new computer.

man B: did you shrek him?

man: big time

man B: sweet dude, lets watch iRobot, starring Will Smith.

by thesquidasaur August 1, 2010

Shrek 2

The best movie of all time containing the best movie soundtrack of all time

Rick: I don;t have much money, but i can give you Shrek 2 Directors Cut DVD and three Justin Bieber Cd's for it.
Stan: Shrek 2 Directors Cut DVD? That's a bargain! Here you go.

by LifeIsFutile October 26, 2018

Shrek

Perhaps the greatest anime ever created. Second only to Corey in the House.

Dude, Shrek is the greatest anime ever!

by Diggity rang rang February 19, 2018

Shrekonciliation

When a person finally comes to terms with the true meaning of life and accepts Shrek, surrendering their layers to the great Ogrelord.

Leigh: John doesn't understand the Shrekoning that will soon immense.
Greg: It appears his time is ogre; it's time for John's Shrekonciliation.

by El Grande Cebolla December 17, 2015

mrs.shrek

often defined as a woman who resembles the main character from the movie SHREK.. the female is usually accompanied with dull features, yelowish teeth,rubbery wrinkly skin, a harsh voice and a pyschotic smile that make you want to die inside
..she will usually be wearing random/see through clothing and tends to wear glasses and have short greyish hair..

Cat:"did you have that supply teacher yesterday for parenting?"
Jane:" ewww yes wasn't she totally a Mrs.Shrek??"

by luv2dance May 2, 2008

Shreked

The act of making love to someone, then immediately leaving afterwards to watch Shrek.

Guy 1: "Did you stay at her house last night?"
Guy 2: "Nah bro, I totally Shreked her!"

by happyscadums December 8, 2017