Smell It Out

What to do when you are clueless or have exhausted all other options. When in doubt, smell it out

Person 1: How do i get to the White House?
Person 2: I don't know, just smell it out
...ten minutes later...
Person 1: I found it

by larryhooooover December 20, 2010

Smell By Date

The date at which food starts smelling bad, thus becoming inedible. This is normally several days after the sell by date.

Husband: Where is the bread?
Wife: I chucked it out, it was well past it's Smell By Date.

by HealthyLiving February 25, 2011

that stripper smell

the stank of cheap perfume and cigarettes... you know, what strippers smell like

I know you went to The Jiggly Room last night cuz your clothes got that stripper smell!

by Nate June 9, 2003

I smell bacon...

a saying from funnyjunk to identify felllow Junkies in real life. When you suspect someone is a Junkie, but your not sure, you would say "i smell bacon..." if they say "with or without wings?" you fist bump and become friends.

"...and i was all like FUCK YEA" bragged kim.
"I smell bacon..." you reply
"With or without wings?"

*fist bump*

by funnyjunkie May 19, 2010

smelf

When a someone has to fart but you stick your dilly in their cornhole so they can't fart.

Jim was about to fart but i smelfed it out.

by K-Brown October 25, 2005

the old people smell

the smell commenly found in old folks homes, hospitals, funeral homes,Goodwill,The Salvation Army and pretty much any place else that is boring as hell to be in.

it smells like the old people smell at the family reunion.

by Brian Smith November 8, 2004

Smell it

Just a phrase used for telling someone to smell your fart.
And used when it doesn't even make sense.

"Hey what's up man? Smell it!"

"I just farted, Smell it!"

by Chadalack from C-Pep January 15, 2009