Waffle Stomping

The act of using your foot to smush excrement through a shower drain.

“Dude, I showed my girlfriend how I do the Waffle Stomping trick and she found it awesome!”

by Dilsers May 31, 2021

trisket stomping

When you take a shit in the shower and stomp it down the drain, making it look like a trisket

I committed a brutal act of trisket stomping last night

by The hiroshima August 31, 2021

Clam Stamping

Clam Stamping is when you don’t see in the middle of the night and sit on your toilet only to find out the cover was on it, leaving a lil bit of clam juice on your seat cover

Jennifer: hey girl, your seat cover has some crustier on it, looks suspiciously vaginal shaped?

Bonnie: oh yeah, last night I went to take a piss and accidentally sat on the seat COVER and not to seat

Jennifer: oh shit! You gave the seat cover a good clam stamping!

by TheRealBootylicious December 2, 2023

Carpet Sampling

The act deplorable act of cutting a hole into a stuffed animal, fucking it, nutting inside of it, then taking the fur of the stuffed animal, cutting it off, and making a fur suit out of it, then wearing it in public.

Person A: Hey what the fuck are you doing?!
Person B: Oh I’m just carpet sampling

Person A: Carpet sampling is the new meta!!

Person B: Kill yourself!

by AbsoluteComedy April 1, 2024

Dick stomping

Same as dick riding but the target instead is someone you hate

Damn do They love dick stomping youtuber45 for some reason

by Sylfia11 June 9, 2024

pancake stomping

When you go to waffle stomp, but you miss the drain so you stomp it in the floor.

Yesterday I was doing my usual waffle stomp but I ended up pancake stomping instead, shower bomb.

by Ryhillgin December 21, 2024

Nerve-Stapling

A horrifyingly precise form of psycho-surgical pacification. It doesn't just suppress emotions or aggression; it permanently severs or reroutes specific neural pathways to make a being docile, content, and incapable of rebellious or violent thought. In dystopian sci-fi, it's used on dissidents or the chronically unhappy to create perfectly obedient workers or a tranquil underclass. The term evokes the brutal imagery of "stapling" the nerves shut, implying a crude, irreversible intervention that destroys the spark of free will in exchange for peaceful, hollow compliance.

Example: "The riots stopped after the corporation rolled out 'voluntary contentment therapy.' Everyone knows it's just nerve-stapling. Now the protest leaders just smile blankly and water their lawns, their fire for justice surgically removed."

by Dumuabzu January 29, 2026