Illinois Stumpy Stew

Two nuggets molest each other violently with a vast array of vegetables in a hot tub.

"Found this kinky skank on tinder so I get to have me an Illinois Stumpy Stew tomorrow"

by TheRealFuhrer October 17, 2014

cum stump

Noun.
A derogatory term for the male genitalia that observes its diminutive stature.

1. Stop posting pictures of your diseased cum stump on here!

2. Guy: I got a big dick.

Girl: Prove it.

Guy: *Removes Pants*

Girl: HAHAHAHA!! That little thing is nothing more than a cum stump!

by Tactical Taco September 16, 2016

brown stump

An amputee sticks his stump up a girls ass , then knocks her out with it.

I think she got brown stumped

by Meathead207 January 8, 2017

Rosetta stumped

When a guy who's language you're trying to speak is trying to learn the same language you're trying to speak, and you know more of it than him.

Jim got Rosetta stumped when Clarice knew more of his language than he did.

by Solid Mantis August 27, 2018

Steri stumpie

The best milkshake/ flavored milk in Cape Town South Africa, it comes in many mouth watering flavours

Hey! Wahaab can you buy me a delicious steri stumpie please?

by humbletrash November 26, 2018

lard stump

A huge fat ass turd.

I’ll call you back, I have to go take a lard stump.

by Rylerballz September 14, 2019

Sex Stump

When someone seals up their cleftal horizon, most commonly known as their "ass crack" with duct tape or any object to block any view of the cleftal horizon to where a weird liquid starts seeping out of it for someone to give it a taste.

"Damn bro, that Sex Stump looks TASTY"

"Gonna Sex Stump this afternoon. Hopefully, get some syrup out of it"

by Udirt January 5, 2022