by druggie06 June 13, 2006
by Otterotterfartshit6969 May 01, 2016
by mikhi April 11, 2005
A long string that you attach to your penis for men who are too fat to find/reach it otherwise. Comes in handy for those intimate moments or when going pee. Will also be marketed in cool patterns for holiday seasons, and camoflauge/blaze orange for outdoorsmen. The slogan is "It's fashionable, functional and in some cases even offers protection!" (In the case of the hunter: no one will shoot off your willy in the woods when you've got the blaze orange model!)
Maybe I should lose some weight, I can't see my penis anymore.." "No way dude, go buy a Dick String!
by NurseRissa October 13, 2010
If a man walks for long enough, his boxers of briefs will turn into strings aka a thong. This can cause much annoyance once it strikes as it has the tendency to frequently reoccur.
by Felmor March 19, 2009
A cross between a hipster, prep and jock . Usually plays and instrument and is in school band. Always popular and only hangs out with a small group of people.
by CatMan123 November 16, 2012
someone who rather resembles a dried out, shrivelled potato or bean sprout. They have aspirations of being a DJ, known as DJ stringbean. THey have no social life, no sex life, and generally are lower than Nerds/Geeks on the social scale.
by adfsghfasdsdaasd May 02, 2006