Status Slut

A person who goes on facebook and comments on everyone's status, even if they're not that close.

Emily: is going shopping!! yay!
Sarah says: Omg wooo!

Sam: is happy!
Sarah says: yay for happyness!

Lucy: has nothing to wear for tonight
Sarah says: Omfg me neither aaaahhh!

(omg Sarah is a such status slut)

by CamoShortShorts June 26, 2009

Rasmussen Statistics

Fake or selectively massaged statistics published in the interest of supporting a particular narrative. Based on techniques from "How to Lie with Statistics."
Rasmussen Statistics include positive poll selection, house bias and sampling distortion and are generally inaccurate and counter factual.

Named for celebrity pollster Scott Rasmussen who selectively did not poll PA-12 because he knew the liberal candidate would win.
Rasmussen statistics are often cited by teabaggers, conservatives, and other followers of the Tea Party Movement....for example, "the Tea Party Movement is bipartisan and multi-racial" is an example of Rasmussen Statistics.

by matoko_chan May 20, 2010

statistics

The study of percentages, bars, graphs, and charts, all in an attempt to make some sort of logical conclusion out of a bunch of numbers so that even more percentages, bars, graphs, and charts can be made.

Statistics may not be of practical use in everyday life, unless you own a casino.

by AYB July 29, 2003

Chola Status

Drama with the mexican girl group. The mexican girl group consists of usually about three to ten Cholas. When you are in Chola Status there is almost no getting out. You better know someone on your side who speaks good spanish cause when they are mad they only speak spanish. You also better have a pretty good answer to their most famous line, "Why you pussyin out?"

Chola to other girl: "Why you pussyin out?"
other girls friend to other girl: "You're in some deep Chola Status, girl."

by Jane Dawson March 8, 2010

Tweeker Status

1. (n.) The condition a person is in when he/she is twacked

2. (v.) An action someone pulls, that relates to something a tweeker would do

1. You are tweeker status right now.

2. What the hell?! You just cleaned your house with a toothbrush?! That's tweeker status!

by Jessica November 23, 2004

Status Rape

verb
1)The act of quickly adding obnoxious and stupid comments on someones facebook status that quickly ruins the creativity and humor or the status.

(People who status rape often do so to pathetically gain the attention of the person posting the status)

Person 1: Hey did u see that status that Natalia put up earlier?

Person 2: Yea Jesse already status raped the shit out of her

by T_Adam November 1, 2010

ghost-status

When you can't get in touch with a friend, so you give up.

I tried to call him 5 times, he is now in ghost-status. He has to call me

by pfidr34 August 29, 2006