Spastic

Paisley Robson

Paisley Robson is a spastic

by CompleteMelt May 29, 2020

Static

Having beef with someone

1. You want static
2. If you want static come shoot it

by Zooooted September 11, 2020

Static-ninja11

A simp who plays 2k

Wow that's a static-ninja11 move

by Daniel 2 the electric boogaloo September 12, 2020

Spastic's Handshake

Named for the fact that mongs often don't know their own strength

"I fingered Sonya behind the bins at the YMCA last night, her fanny was as tight as a spastic's handshake"

by HomesickFoetus September 14, 2020

Staticky

Easy to anger or trigger to fight.

People also say there static to exclaim that there is bad blood between two individuals or factions (i.e blood vs crips)

“Chill bro, Cardi is staticky right now. He’ll pop (attack) on anybody.”

by d1ondr3 October 7, 2020

static-stochastic

Proposal that causation is a momentum and not a force.

Furthermore that causation is not evenly distributed.

Static-stochastics says that causation is not a force, some correlations are more causative than other correlations, and that causation is actually a momentum

by fightfacilities November 5, 2020

StaticClunge

The art of staying close if not static to clunge.
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Check out StaticClunge

by StaticClunge November 8, 2020