Squirrel Monkey

When a short person gets really pissed and is ready to attack you

Man, my girl will go off on you like a Squirrel Monkey....its Jersey shore bitch!

by matchesb January 7, 2011

Trolling for squirrel

1. To go out in search of fine ass game
2. To actively seek out hot individuals of either sex who have possibility of becoming anything within range of one night stand to long term relationship.

Squirrel:

Any individual of romantic or physical interest that one meets in a variety of situations. Squirrel can include crushes, makeout buddies, one night stands, or several boys a lady may be dating all at once.

Example A: "Let's go trolling for squirrel tonight, ladies. It's been too long since Big Mama's gotten any."
Example B: "I've got several different squirrels going on right now: Bio Class Squirrel, 21st Street Coop Squirrel, and Overseas Squirrel."

by Devon-Marie December 9, 2008

Squirrel

A seemingly adorable creature who is secretly evil & has light-sabers & guns. Also, the squirrels Lord & Master is Foamy the Squirrel.

Wow. Did you see that squirrel attack Mike? The squirrel was totally ninja.

Oh, I've heard of squirrels attacking ppl... They start out looking cute then go physco.

I bet the squirrel was part of the Church of Foamy...

Yeah, I bet your right

by BEWARE_of_the_squirrels March 28, 2010

Squirrelhole

Noun.
The hole that is left when an ear that has been stretched (gauged) a decent size closes up most of the way and leaves a hole resembling a squirrel anus. Very gross looking and usually the result ofstretching to fast.

Ever since you took out your plugs and stopped stretching it looks like you have a squirrelhole in your ear.

by The Muffin Man 69 April 13, 2009

gray squirrel

An old lady's pubic area.

When she fell, I was grossed out when I caught a glimpse of her gray squirrel.

by Johnny GlamRok May 16, 2008

Squirrel Face

A quotation used for describing someone with a squirrel like face

I remember who you are now...My brother used to call you Squirrel Face at school!!

by Soozy Magoozy March 7, 2009

you should have bought a squirrel

an answer to any question in existance

If you are going to but a house full of pizza for 18 dollars, and you found another deal for 43 dollars, which deal is better?
"you should have bought a squirrel."

by heyylaurenn! March 20, 2008