Squeezing Teabags

When you're banging a chick, and you insert your scrotum into both her vagina and her anus, while she squeezes on them.

Man, I was with my girlfriend yesterday and she started squeezing teabags, it was intense.

by Gazelle Attacker August 19, 2006

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Squeeling Jackal

When and old lady engages with a dog under the table.

"So my nan was in the garage and the dog came in so they used to pneumatic drill to do the squeeling jackal"

by Hawtsauce12321 November 2, 2008

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squeezing the iguana

masturbating

We called Wes to see if he wanted to go to the bar, but he never answered his cell. I believe he was too busy squeezing the iguana.

by bullet88 January 10, 2009

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sqeakling

A boy, typically between the age from 10-13 who is going through puberty.Their voice may unexpectedly go through stages of high notes when speaking.

"Yeah, I asked that kid over there if he knew where the bathroom was and he replied in this INSANELY high voice,
'To your left!' HAHA he was SUCH a SQEAKLING."

by JoyyITSme February 17, 2009

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speaking shakespeare

When you read/see a Shakespeare play (or any other old literature) and start to talk like the characters (i.e. vocabulary, mannerisms, rhythm, rhyme, iambic pentameter, etc.) on a regular basis.

Guy 1: She doth teach the torches to burn bright!
Guy 2: Dude... what!?
Guy 1: I said that chicks hot, man!
Guy 2: Oh, what was all that you were saying?
Guy 1: Sorry, dude. I've been speaking Shakespeare ever since we read Romeo and Juliet in class last week.

by JudeMer April 28, 2009

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