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Squeaker

1. A deadly "silent but violent" manifestation of a fart usually containing a high-pitched, clinched sphincter utterance. 2. The leading cause of death in church and movie theaters.
"It's a good thing we had that canary, or that squeaker would of killed us!"
by yukoncornelius April 9, 2003
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squeef

when someone queefs but shit comes out.
squeefing is the same to queefing as farting is to sharting.
I accidently squeefed during sex and blew doodems all over the bed sheets.
by pantsboy March 30, 2009
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squeak

a midgete
go get the ball squeak
by josh March 24, 2003
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G squeak

To very quickly stick or hit someone in the jaw really really hard causing them to hit the ground used around the Lepanto area (arkansas)
by Christinia April 20, 2006
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Squeak

The motherfucking man, resides right outside of good old Kennett Square, PA. Has a sexy female roommate and puffs the best 'dro you know. Loves rap, cars and girls, nice girls not smuts.
That cat's as cool as Squeak.
by The Unknown Pimp March 24, 2005
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lemon squeazer

prison slang for someone who jerks off constantly
OJ Simpson is a lemon squeazer
by portugee February 13, 2008
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Squeaking Lizard

1. When, in intercourse, the males penis squeaks when pulled in and out.

2. A reptile who makes loud high-pitched sounds.
"Dude our squeaking lizard was so loud last night."

"I couldn't get to sleep because of that squeaking lizard!"
by AlbinoApe September 1, 2008
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