The red screen of death

The most infamous error screen, It appears in ps2 When you insert a scratched disc

Kid: I found an old disc it looks cool
*Inserts disc into ps2*
*the red screen of death shows up*
Kid: MOMMY!!!

by Red Engineer June 18, 2016

Your keyboard to God's screen

Variation on "your lips to Gods ears" - may the (perhaps improbable) wish you just typed be received by the Divine, and then brought to fruition. Another way to say, "Boy, I sure hope so!"

"It's like 1989 all over again, in Iran."

"Your keyboard to God's screen."

by smendler June 18, 2009

screeching pelican

When you are having sex with a girl on the beach and you pull out put your penis in the sand and then put it back inside of her vagina.

I was having fun plowing my girl on the beach but then she moaned someone elses name so I gave her the screeching pelican real fast.

by rusty rocket July 19, 2006

blue screen of death

What you tend to see every 30 minutes when using Windows ME.

Women love the Blue Screen of Death because, when stared at for hours on end, adds "gorgeous highlights" to their hair.

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 16, 2003

screen peeker

Term used in any multiplayer fps in which the screen is divided into "sections", each section being a viewpoint for each player. A screen peeker is one who looks at another player's section in order to find out the approximate location of said player, as well as to make sure no one is following them or has them within their sights. This gives them the advantage of knowing where the enemy is along with knowing when they are in danger. Generally it is a frowned upon tactic, but there are some who approve of it.

Player 1: Dude, there is no way you could have known I was coming up behind you! You're such a screen peeker!

by Bladeswuft November 1, 2005

blue screen of death

what you see after you fall asleep wating for windows to work.

Damn all you lucky linux users for saving money on a good OS.

*YAWWWWWWWWWN* Wow windows sure goes slo.. FUCK, THAT DAMN BLUE SCREEN AGAIN!!! IM GETTIN LINUX!!!

by DA GUY April 14, 2004

Screeching Owl

An expressive form of Dirty Dynamite that sores from your colon at such a rapid speed that it makes you mimic the unpleasant sounds of a screeching owl.
End Results: Self induced Pink Sock & shredded linoleum from the clenching of your toe claws.

Oh my God Bertha, after eating that macho combo burrito from Del Taco, I was buckled up in the restroom with a screeching owl.

by Jeepersbo February 5, 2007