Spreadsheet

An activity or game that is strangely compelling despite involving large amounts of number reading, calculations and thinking with relatively little visual stimulation. Thus, it is comparable to spreadsheets, a form of data collection.

"I've been playing a strategy game on my PC a lot recently. It's totally a spreadsheet but I'm having loads of fun with it."

by BeforeJam April 5, 2015

spreading positivity

A bullshit "movement" that glorifies almost everything benevolent in life and attempts to brainwash people into thinking that bad things in life only happen when we acknowledge them. It promotes the belief that we can control every aspect of our lives through merely wanting something and not actually doing anything, while they ignore the fact that sometimes people have terrible and "negative" lives because others treat them terribly, or force them to live a certain way.

And what's even more stupid is that "positivity" isn't even being used the way dictionaries say it should....

A naive person: Come on everyone! Stay positive, we can do anything if we work together!
A realistic person: Oh, shut up and stop spreading positivity that doesn't exist. You're only denying a proper existence to those who can't control every aspect of their lives.

by Swaglord A. McBallerboy October 25, 2016

Cheese Spread

Anal oral sex.

The pussy was great but I wouldn't give her the cheese spread.

by Ebeling June 22, 2003

Turtle Spread

The sweat that accumulates in ones butt crack after long periods of time in a hot place. See also "swas"

its so hot in here, i have a plethora of turlte spread.

by Scrumtrilescentness July 2, 2005

spreadin' the jelly

When someone is extremely jealous of how cool you are, they might start "spreadin' the jelly" in response

Friend 1: "did you hear about the cow that lost her babies?"
Friend 2: "yeah, now she's 'decaffeinated'! ahahah!!"

Bystander: you guys are stupid

Friends 1 and 2: man, don't be spreadin' the jelly, you know you wanna be us

by clowny g March 18, 2011

Ghetto spread

The act of spreading ur ass cheeks to shit on the floor cos u can't afford a toilet or even a pot

I'm homeless and broke and can't use no public toilets due to covid so I ghetto spread down the local park

by Flipflap54321 April 29, 2021

ghetto spread

A word that has simply lost all meaning throughout history. It’s definition has faded into obscurity after being trending on Urban Dictionary for almost two years. But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies.

When ghetto spread dies, we all die.

by seuneup May 28, 2021