SpongeBob GangstaPants

1) A straight-up gangsta sponge ain't afraid to pop a cap in yo ass.

2) A sponge straight outta Compton.

Dayum! That sponge is GANGSTA!

Yeah, he's Spongebob GangstaPants!

by DD323 March 10, 2011

Spongebob

Asian. Definitely asian. Yellow, can't drive, and knows karate.
Asian.

Hi spongebob! You're asian!

by Cinbadrio May 29, 2010

Spongebob squarepants

A gay little fagit sponge who loves to rape patrick starr and give him blowjobs.He can't drive because hes always high on crack, and yet one time he got so horney with mr. crabs he took out is tiny sponge dick and burned it on the grill until the hornyness goes away then he'll go anel his snail,Gary with his ,tiny, burnt sponge penis

Spongebob Squarepants: "Oh Fuck Mr. crabs is sooooooo hot ....DAMN getting horney FUCK WHAT TO DO!!!! I know ill burn my tiny dick on the grill so im never horney again": Sponge bob is now burning his dick: Spongebob: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Later...
Spongebob:" NOOOOOO what have i done now i can never have sex with Pat anymore i need to get horney but how?.........I KNOW!! Gary come here"(Spongebob sticks his tiny burnt penis in garys poop hole

Spongebob: OHHHH FUUUCKKK YEHHH THAT FEELS GOOD GARY!!!!!!!!
Gary: mmeeeeoooowww(help!)

by Alpine11011 September 3, 2009

spongebob (dirty)

the aftermath of bringing a fart up to the gate, and finding out that it indeed was something else.

the presence of spongebob usually requires a safety wipe or sometimes, a new pair of underpants

guy 1: Man, that one sounded juicy!

guy 2: Yeah. I'd better go to the bathroom. I think I have a little spongebob hangin'

by Tom K. February 4, 2005

Spongebob

spongebob is the god of our new generation

spongebob: i am god, deal with it you idiots who dont like me, or shall send you a letter telling you how angry i am, yes, A meanletter which will destroy you inside

by katie bolton June 10, 2005

Spongebob Squarepants

A retarded show that teenybopper girls obsess over. Its only good characters are Squidward and Plankton.

I can't even last 3 seconds on DDR MAX2's "Nearly 130" course because Patrick and SpongeBob kept stomping all over me and fooling around on the machine instead of actually playing.

by dj gs68 July 11, 2003

spongebob

Sentinent sponge cartoon character who promotes the gay agenda and makes fundies all around the world very, very angry. Good sponge!

Spongebob mocks the fundamentalists with his homosexuality.

by lynx wings April 22, 2005