splunderiticious

When you put on a face for everyone but really you are circling the drain. You are emotionally and physically tired and in a very bad state of mind.

Are you okay? Oh yeah, I’m splunderiticious!

by Heheh nope April 11, 2020

Splurt the gurt

Another word for cumming

Bro I'm just gonna go home and splurt the gurt

by Asueq12 July 4, 2020

splunk

Sleepy drunk

I am so splunk right now

by Jeffali June 6, 2021

Splunken

When you fail something easy that everyone around you has succeeded. It can also mean when you mess up something easy, causing a negative outcome on others.

Splunken literally means to be bad at something that everyone around you is good at or to mess up something easy that effects others. Dunkin splunkend the group project we worked so hard on.

by SeaCake June 12, 2021

splunch

Splunch is just a little man who is very sad and wet.

Splunch is so cool.

by dumbblockhead January 31, 2022

splurtation

the action of discharging your dewy, ooey, gooey, kablooey jizz all over the place.

After a bit of rubbing, I got some mad splurtation.

by Goatman Gamer March 23, 2023

Mexican Splurt

Having a dump when you can feel the rumble tumble in your stomach. Its a mix of pee and poop forming a solid that is different than diarreah.

Avandre:Damn son I had the biggest mexican splurt ever, it was scary.

Cam: I know I couldn't trust my farts, so I took it to the toilet, but it was just an air fart.

Avandre: Damn.

by mgrille1234 November 13, 2011