by Jelimi June 14, 2004
by Devinetrey January 19, 2009
Aoife was so drunk last night, carried her to the toilet were she started to splash fart all over the bowl!
Ew I think i got some splash fart on me!
Ew I think i got some splash fart on me!
by Andrew Gaynor November 05, 2007
The act of taking a hot cup of coffee, throwing its contents in the face of an unsuspecting individual, and then running away. Useful for both purposes of revenge and comedy.
Mark: That twat cheated on you?! What did you say?
Chris: Nothing really. I was really calm about it. We just went to Starbucks, got some coffee, and just as she was sitting down, I gave her the ol' splash and dash!
Mark: Well played sir.
Chris: Wanna get some Chipotle?
Mark: Certainly.
Chris: Nothing really. I was really calm about it. We just went to Starbucks, got some coffee, and just as she was sitting down, I gave her the ol' splash and dash!
Mark: Well played sir.
Chris: Wanna get some Chipotle?
Mark: Certainly.
by Markus Alerius October 30, 2007
Mike: Hey Tony At Splash Town this Girls Boobies Poped out when she came out of the water!
Tony: No fuckin way!!
Tony: No fuckin way!!
by Mar!sol June 14, 2008
When your crank one out into the toilet and a girl comes to take a shit and it splashes up back into her vagina and gets pregnant from it
by FaZe_Pdotty_72 March 21, 2017