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Sploingo

uhhh idrk i just thought it sounded funny
Got damn! That's a sploingo right there. That's him. The Sploingo. Yeah.
by Dextionary February 15, 2023
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Schooning

To raise and activate the sail known as the "schoon." Commonly used by amateurs with aspirations of sailing but are poor and live landlocked so they're best attempt is in using nautical terms in their everyday life.
Once I graduate and my industry is booming, I'll be schooning.
by Harold Bungus September 14, 2023
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Salmoning

The act of slapping your dick on the inside of your thigh in an effort to gain an erection.
I was having trouble getting it up so I went to the bathroom and started salmoning.
by Osiffy December 18, 2023
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Skooning

i am more addicted to skooning then meth.
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Shlooding

"Shlooding is a symptom of E. Coli."

"I have a tummy ache, I think I'm about to shlood."
by KyrenShat March 27, 2024
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Splatooning

The Act of having a tentacle In your ass
Oh, I love splatooning people.
by spooner735 March 31, 2024
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sloonking

The act of shitting in your hands and then masturbating you or someone else.
Girlfriend: Hey Babe can we sloonk tonight?
You: Let me get the laxatives!
Girlfriend: I love sloonking!
by tristans.lifts May 1, 2024
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