Sploingo

uhhh idrk i just thought it sounded funny

Got damn! That's a sploingo right there. That's him. The Sploingo. Yeah.

by Dextionary February 15, 2023

Schooning

To raise and activate the sail known as the "schoon." Commonly used by amateurs with aspirations of sailing but are poor and live landlocked so they're best attempt is in using nautical terms in their everyday life.

Once I graduate and my industry is booming, I'll be schooning.

by Harold Bungus September 14, 2023

Salmoning

The act of slapping your dick on the inside of your thigh in an effort to gain an erection.

I was having trouble getting it up so I went to the bathroom and started salmoning.

by Osiffy December 18, 2023

Skooning

vigorously beating your dick to every skibidi toilet episode nonstop

i am more addicted to skooning then meth.

by Alkerj Jabibi Kaliki Eid Balaj July 28, 2024

Shlooding

The act of shitting blood, Shlood.

"Shlooding is a symptom of E. Coli."

"I have a tummy ache, I think I'm about to shlood."

by KyrenShat March 27, 2024

Splatooning

The Act of having a tentacle In your ass

Oh, I love splatooning people.

by spooner735 March 31, 2024

sloonking

The act of shitting in your hands and then masturbating you or someone else.

Girlfriend: Hey Babe can we sloonk tonight?
You: Let me get the laxatives!
Girlfriend: I love sloonking!

by tristans.lifts May 1, 2024