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wyatt selte

Wyatt Selte is a very stand up guy. nice funny and keeps the bad things away from his peers. he will be there for you. he is very honest and doesn't lie unless for a joke or something. you can trust him with anything. he will not screw you over for his benefit. he will help you if he can. he try's to be as selfless as possible taking some time to him self. if he is down or sad most likely will not talk about it. if you bug this person he will not give a shit about you he will fuck you up and not care. if your not family i say don't fuck around with him. all said he is a nice person and if your on his side he will stand up for you. he is sort tempered so watch out even if you are his friend. over all Wyatt is a kind person to who he decides he wants to show that to.
bully: "hey idiot how you like this" punches friend
friend: "please stop"
Wyatt: pulls bully to the ground and hits him and kicks his side "fuck you you peace of shit is this what you wanted" hits him again spits on his deformed face
both Wyatt and his friend walk out okay
wyatt selte is an amazing person
by Call Me Extra Large Fries November 10, 2020
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Scottsdale Seltzer

When you crush up Oxycodone and sprinkle the bits into a high quality grape juice.
My doctor likes to give me a refreshing Scottsdale Seltzer before giving blood in order to calm my nerves.
by Aniraf March 25, 2021
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Tron Smelter

A abandoned house opiate clucks squat at in rural un-incorporated pierce county

washington. The whole house smells like a mix of shit, piss, heroin, vinegar, METH PUSS, FARTS, DIRTY FEET, TUNA FISH & GENERIC DOLLAR STORE BLEACH...
ALSO IS A DWELLING THAT LOW LIFE BANNED FROM THE METH CIRCLE MAGGOTS USE A BEDROOM OR PART OF SHED OR GARAGE TO EXTRACT THERE URINE AND DRINK AND SELL IT KNOW AS A METHAMPHETAMINE PISS EXTRACTION LAB OR TRON SMELTER
You dumb ass nigga I thought I told you to stay away from that TRON SMELTER

Dem niggaz over yonder are spun!!!
Mother fuckers come out of there plum high off MANUFACTUREING METH PISS ...
WHAT YOU TRYING 2 GET HIGHER THAN GIRAFFE PUSSY ?
U PARCHED? OR THIRSTY?
by Mrmessymess September 3, 2021
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zoë shelton

The most perfect,hottest,fine,beautiful,loving,perfect girl in the world
zoë shelton is just so perfect nobody is like her in the world
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Zoë Shelton

THE MOST PERFECT BEAUTIFUL HOT LOVING PERFECT GIRL IN THE UNIVERSE
Travis always talks about how perfect Zoë Shelton is for him
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Ball smelter

Ball smelter is when you balls (testies) are so hot that I feels like your dick is gonna melt the fuck off
Damn these fucking pants are some damn ball smelters.”
by Yxn0 February 19, 2022
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Burnley alka seltzer

When one is feeling particularly under the weather, hungover, tired etc the perfect solution is the Burnley alka seltzer.

This is when an individual masterbates, has an orgasm and then continues to masterbate until they have a second orgasm.

For the uninitiated or out of practice a soak period of up to 7 minutes is allowed between the first orgasm and the start of the second session of self love for it to qualify as a Burnley alka seltzer and to feel the benefits.
With more practice and to feel greater benefits, this soak period should reduce until a seasoned professional of the 5 fingered shuffle should leave no gap between the first and second fights with the purple headed yoghurt slinger.
Friend "Mate I'm hungover as fuck right now."
You "sounds like you need a quick Burnley alka seltzer to get yourself back in the game mate"

You "doctor I've been feeling under the weather for a while now and I just can't shift it, I've tried paracetamol and ibuprofen, I've had a day off work, I've even thought about doing some of that homeopathic shit"
Doctor "right I'm prescribing you a burnley alka seltzer, go straight home, take it and I think you'll feel much better straight away"
by Lex Kidderminster October 15, 2023
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