spamaniac

(noun)

An individual or organization who continues to send you multiple emails even after you've asked to be removed from their list.

Any individual or organization who sends more than two emails about their upcoming event.

I used to be Facebook friends with Chuck but he's such a fucking spamaniac I had to delete him.

by Darren O'Donnell June 19, 2008

spam dots

to literally spam dots to your friends on instant messages

do this by pressing the period button, and then enter right after eachother until your friend is annoyed completely

".
.
.
.
.
."
"stop that..."
no, i need to get your attention"
"im busy"
"and thats why i'll keep up the spam dots"

by crobo September 18, 2009

Lap Spam

A slang term given to the annoying junk mail placed in the folds of your favorite newspapers or magazine. Aptly named after its closely related cousin, e-mail SPAM or its younger brother the internet "Pop-up". Demonstrates a similar surprise to pornographic internet Pop-ups however the surprise is generally related to the sheer volume of literature (approx. one tree worth of paper), rather than seeing your grandma gang-banged by the Collingwood Magpies, while you drink your Double Frappamappachino with extra froth in a trendy internet cafe.

Dude 1: Hey Dude, i was drinking my Double Frappamappachino with extra froth in a trendy internet cafe when i opened my newspaper and was crushed under the weight of an entire forest.

Dude 2: Yeah dude you got a good case of the lap spam

by Scuzzbutt October 4, 2010

CEO-spam

letters or e-mails from a CEO in your company/corporation where you can find all kinds of marketing bullshit, very general statements that have nothing to do with the real life and which offend the employees' inteligence

Paul: Have you checked your e-mail today?
Mike: No, why?
Paul: Well, you're gonna have a few laughs as there is some CEO-spam waiting for you.

by KurtSteinerPL April 23, 2011

dick spam

When a male is not successful of reaching his climax to save embarrassment he simply whacks his partner across the forehead with his penis creating the 'spam' clapping sound.

Damn, that boy dick spammed me so hard last night I forgot if we even had sex!

by NKARNOLD November 18, 2011

Spam Account

A spam account is a thing/ account where someone posts random things in no sort of order

Jessica-OMG did you see Carly’s new spam account???

by Poster116 October 8, 2017

Spambasco

A magical food made when the two powerhouses of SPAM and Tabasco are combined.

Spambasco has the power to make you do amazing things.

Its Hawaii's favorite super food.

Chuck Norris' favorite food is Spambasco.

by Chritty808 December 1, 2011