snarkiness

Condition resulting in verbal response reflecting mockery and intentional condescension, often times found when responding to nonsensical progressive, politically correct comments. Use of sarcasm often times empowers snarkiness.

Joe Cool used snarkiness responding to a buffoon who posted liberal gibberish on a Politico thread on the internet.

by Realwriter24 May 21, 2014

snarkle

the combination of doggie saliva and snot smeared against a car window or any other glass surface while pressing their face against said surface

My dogs make such a mess on the windows in my car with their snarkle that I hesitate to take them any place!

by auroraprincess January 27, 2012

snarky

oh dane cook. = viscious circle my friends, is all i have to say.

google that shit, snarky it's a word, google magic my friends. =

by Kaytg219 January 27, 2007

snarf

a person who gets off smelling bicycle seats

"hey joe...look at that snarf sniffing my bicycle seat. haha...i fatred a nasty wet one before i got off my bike."

by super man's sister October 6, 2009

Snart

1) n. an audible fart made at the same time as a sneeze
2) v. to fart as a result of sneezing; farting coincidentally with a sneeze

"Ah, man, I have to sneeze. A- a- a- choooPRAAAAAP!"
"Oh, damn! You just snarted!"

by Rumblestine November 30, 2009

snarfle

snar·fle (snahr-fel) verb -- to eat recklessly; the act of consuming edibles in a quick and careless manner; a full-jawed munching

i.e. Give her a cookie to snarfle. - snar·fl·ing; snar·fled

by Kunami Mata June 7, 2005

Snarfle the Garthok

A reference to the Coneheads movie. To take on a daunting task with failure a likely possibility.

"If you are going to ask her out on a date, then you might as well Snarfle the Garthok."

by Larry Nathan April 29, 2008