The Company Smile

When management hires contractors to shove a bunch of power tools in your mangina

Ever since those contractors gave Ryan “The Company Smile” he’s been well behaved.

by GummyJizz August 17, 2018

Mona Lisa smile

A person (usually girl) who are shy and have a small subtle smile.

But the smile is the sweetest thing ever and lights up the room

Person : subtle smile
S/0 :wow I’m just obsessed with you and your Mona Lisa smile

by Idontreallyknow555 May 1, 2022

shadow smile

This is a small hint of a smile many practiced liars have when denying "sex with that woman!"

Adam Schiff wearing a shadow smile,the claimed he had absolute proof Republicans were Russian agents -until testimony time.

by I, Wreckerrr December 17, 2020

smile

a good thing to smile is. makes everyone much happier. ^_^

by April June 7, 2003

Vertical smile

"another word for vagina, pussy, whispering eye etc."

"I havent seen you in a while god damn i miss that mother fuking vertical smile"

by sweatyandready May 2, 2010

bicycle smile

when a female is riding a bike, usually over rough terrain, and she slides the bike seat into her VJ. this will result in a smile on her face and an odd musk on the bike seat

Colleen "Nice new bike Vanessa"
Vanessa "thanks Coll"
Colleen "hey where's the seat, and why are you smiling so much?"
Vanessa "oh I'm performing a Bicycle smile, lets find some rougher terrain"
Colleen "yagi!"

by The Pinky Pig November 7, 2006

Dick Size Chart

Let’s keep this Real and Simple:

4 inches and Less-Small as Fuck (laughable)
5-6 inches- Average Size
7 inches-Above Average (some will call this the perfect size)
8 inches- Big Dick
9 inches and Above-Too Big to fuck

Take a outta a ruler or tape measure, and I’ll get the Dick Size Chart to see where you stand

by T.E.W. March 16, 2021