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Sleeping Floorters

The place on your buddies floor where you sleep when you stay at their house due to their lack of a spare room or couch.
Ashton-Dude..Where can I sleep tonight?
Mike-Grab some blankets and a pillow and clear a spot on the floor. That will be your sleeping floorters.
by sodomicblitz July 27, 2009
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The Sleeping Chocolate

The Sleeping Chocolate (with/without an ace on the inside) - when you fill a large sized condom with chocolate soda and slip inside someone else's ass while they're asleep. The ace on the inside would mean you dropped goldfish on the inside for a little surpirse on the removal
Man, Ted was pissed after he woke up with the sleeping chocolate
by the_sleeping_chocolate_man December 3, 2010
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stfu im sleeping

A way to tell someone to shut the fuck up when your about to go to sleep or if your going offline from a website to take a nap.
your friend: yo whats up bro?

you: stfu im sleeping

your friend: ok later dude
by conertavoly November 29, 2009
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Sleeping Nekid

-verb

The act of sleeping completely naked in your bed but with your shoes on. Some variations include wearing your socks on your hands and/or putting your underwear on your head.
"Yo fool...Don't hate just cuz I SLEEP NEKID!"

or

"I SLEEP NEKID WIT MAH SHOES ON N' SHIT!"

or

"Man...it's so awesome to be sleeping nekid!"
by Th@t CloVeR DuDe December 9, 2008
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sexting

a term created by the media referring to sending sexually explicit text messages. the term is used by adults who are out of the loop, and not by the individuals actually sending the messages.
"In other news, teens in Hicktown, PA were caught 'sexting' in class, and were promptly reported to local authorities as well as their parents."
by khron diesel January 13, 2009
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sexting

Sending a sexually explicit or sexual innuendo text message, most often to a potential hook up or to spice up a relationship.
Marge: I don't know what to do with my boyfriend, our love life has fizzled.
Jane: You should totally sext him while he's at work!

Margo: So I met this totally hot guy last night and we hooked up, but I want to hook up with him again, what should I do?
Janet: You should totally sext him while he's at work!

Bob: Whoa, this chick just totally sexted me and I'm so turned on! I'm totally hooking up with her tonight!
Steve: I totally sexted your mom last night! Sexting is the best thing ever!
by Annie Omous July 13, 2007
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Master Sexting

A person or Alien capable of having any girl send them loads of nude pics.
Bobby:
They say a REAL master sexter can just imagine a girl and she will flood his inbox with pictures!!

Billy:
He is good at Master Sexting!!!
:O

Jane:
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by Avisha June 18, 2011
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