Shittertainment

Any/all necessary entertainment whilst taking a shit, i.e social media on cell phone, Sports Illustrated, flappy bird, etc.

"Dude I left my phone at home so now I don't have any shittertainment"

by @joebagsgarbagepretzel February 23, 2014

Shittery

This is crap foolishness stupid

This homework is shittery

by Shamtale July 9, 2015

Super Shitter

One who constantly takes shits on completely random objects. These items may include, but are not limited to: turtle shells, watermelons, and Tom Brokaw.

Tony is such a Super Shitter! He took a dump all over my Jack Russell Terrier!

by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008

dance the mad shitter

when you really need to shit and your running to the toilet, but you is tryin to hold it in so you are kinda straining which causes walkin/running funny in a kinda dance-like way. which is what we call the dance of the mad shitter.
causes include mum's caserole, prunes, curry.
normally occurs when one has the runs.

i need a shit so bad i could dance the mad shitter from devon to dundee

by Dances with wolves September 23, 2006

critter in the shitter

When you drop a deuce and find a living critter in the toilet, post bowel movement.

After Matthew went the bathroom and I walked in, I was startled to see a critter in the shitter.

by g3money September 24, 2011

shitter

Alternative name for a toilet, used predominantly in the UK alongside, "Loo" "Bog" "Bathroom" and "Shithouse".

Hmmmmm... nice shitter. Is that a bidet ?

by Pabski July 12, 2003

Mad Wicked Shitter

Describing something so exciting, it is unexplainable.

Unbelievable. Beyond comprehension.

I had a good time last nite.

Yeah Bill, that party was 'Mad wicked shitter'.

by Drew Dilla December 7, 2006