September 22

The day a fine ass female wit sum ugly ass anger issues was born. wtf is wrong wit her. she was fine asf too but she threw my fucking ipod mini in the toilet. she had some good pussy tho. If you were born on this day u deserve a good, patient and kind of broke boyfriend

nigga just read the definition of september 22

by notitatall October 18, 2019

September 7th

National kiss someone day

Can’t wait for September 7th

by Can I September 5, 2021

September 20th

Area 51 raid.

Let’s go fuck some aliens in Area 51 on September 20th!

by —.:xX[SUPERLEGEND]Xx:.— August 21, 2019

September 28

National dummy thicc day. People born on this day have natural bouncy lustful booties.

"damn Tom, you're dummy thicc."
"Yeah that's because I was born on September 28!"

"I can tell when his birthday is just by looking at that phat ass!"

by velmas glasses November 7, 2019

September 1

People born on September first are the most hyper in the friend group

September 1

by A-___girl March 1, 2020

September 14

Make out with your crush day!

Person 1: dang I really wanna kiss her today
Person 2: do it man it’s September 14!

by noturmomhaha September 13, 2021

September 9

If your born in this day you are cute, funny, and smart but sometimes you can get sad, so today is the time to get sad.

Alex "hey why you sad"
Jessica "cuz it September 9"
Alex "what on September "

by Sad_Boy_12 November 5, 2019